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Replying to @oku_yungx
1. Stay calm. This is very important. You lose yourself, you lose everything.
2. Downshift to lower gears for Manual or neutral for automatic transmission.
MOST IMPORTANTLY
3. Look for a car ahead of you that you and your insurance coy can cover its cost, then bash it wotowoto
Israel Lannister retweeted
Some of you were not alive when bomb blast happened in Ikeja cantonment that literally shook the foundation of Lagos like an earth quake.
And if you remember where you were, just know you don old... lol
Israel Lannister retweeted
Not having money will save you from indulging in things that may cause you trouble. Also, not having money will lead you to things that may cause you trouble.
This life no balance.
In today's Nigeria, some conversations should not leave the roof of your house.
I remember a time I needed to be in Bayelsa for a friend's wedding, but I couldn't get a direct flight and had to take an alternate route through Warri, as it was generally safer by road compared to Port Harcourt.
Airpeace delayed my morning flight till 5pm. Head straight to the park to get the next vehicle leaving for Bayelsa.
I had already paid for extra seats so as to hit the road on time as it was getting late, and barely 30 minutes into the trip, the guys inside were having some nasty conversations about kidnapping, how one Guru Maraji man saved them, and all.
Omo, I just quickly told the driver that I needed to get off as I had forgotten a piece of my attire for the wedding tomorrow. They were like, "You no get anybody wey fit waybill am to you very early tomorrow?" I told them no one was available to do such.
I went back to Warri, told my buddy that I won't be able to make it to the bachelor's eve, got some good sleep, and left for Bayelsa the next morning. To the glory of God, the wedding was a success, and I was in attendance.
If there is one thing I have learned in this life, it's that the things under my control will forever be under my control.
I was traveling from Owerri to Enugu one time by road, it was a private car that I booked cus I missed my direct flight from Abuja to Enugu and the driver was like
“Na this area dem dey kidnap people. They don kidnap me and one Aunty for here before”
Wtf! Why tf are you telling me that at this moment?😂😂
My heart wouldn’t stop shaking throughout the journey.😂😂
Israel Lannister retweeted
In most things in life, always have options.
Don't depend on just one supplier, no matter how reliable they are.
Don't plan on wearing only one outfit to that important event. Have a backup.
Don't have only one restaurant where you can eat.
If you're interviewing for a job, don't put all your hopes in one company, no matter how certain you are that you'll get the job.
If you're running a business, don't depend on just one client, no matter how loyal they've been to you.
And if you're still in the streets, don't depend on just one person to avoid spending those cold nights alone.
Have options in life where necessary. Things change. People change. Circumstances change. What looks like a sure thing (’sure odd’ as some gamblers would say) today might disappoint you tomorrow.
Beyond the math and machinery involved, one of the beautiful things about flying is how it keeps reminding me that there’s something far greater than us out there: a supernatural presence, God, quietly holding everything together.
I still keep wondering how this huge machine actually takes off into the sky. It blows my mind that some people can just doze off right before takeoff like it's nothing!
Whenever I get to be on my very first flight journey, I definitely won't be missing a single second by closing my eyes.
Tell me your first flight experience, local, international
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Replying to @Ssaasquatch
He's the kind of guy to leave things at 999 just to remind you that he can, but just doesn't want to do it.
And now, you wonder why a large percentage of our population is easily deceived by our politicians.
Dear @FBN_help, you guys need to slow down with the unsolicited promotional emails.
It's becoming very annoying.🤦♂️
Interestingly, of the two rivalries, Messi’s header against Ronaldo in the 2009 Champions League final is widely regarded as the most iconic header either player has scored.
It defied logic, including this post of yours.
I recently saw a clip and shook my head, not because it was a new knowledge but a reminder that most Nigerians have no idea how much bad governance has stolen from them.
A dysfunctional system can mess up every aspect of one's life in the most unimaginable way. Many atimes, it usually starts with their thought process and once that is distorted, everything goes down the drain.























