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Good reminder.
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In the weeks leading up to the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran, it should come as no surprise that Members of Congress were buying defense stocks. They want to enrich themselves from this death and destruction while sending other families' loved ones off to war. Disgusting.
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Israel announces "preemptive strike" on Iran, sirens blare across the country. Join Live Updates Here: haaretz.com/israel-news/2026…
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Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.
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Judging by the memes @TheDemocrats tweets out, you wouldn’t have guessed they passed funding for ICE… Maybe that’s the point: to project an idea of the party that doesn’t exist in reality.
Bad Bunny at the 2026 Grammy Awards.
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ICE agent in Portland, Maine tells legal observer she is a domestic terrorist for peacefully recording him, adds her to "nice little database"
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The greatest ally fascism and genocide has are the people who say ‘I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.’
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We’ve reached the point of Israel’s genocide where Doctors Without Borders can report a 29-DAY-OLD Palestinian baby freezing to death and it’s not even news.
Today, a 29-day-old baby died at Nasser hospital, southern Gaza, Palestine, just two hours after arriving at the MSF- supported paediatric ward in the early hours of the morning. Despite treatment efforts, he could not be saved. According to the Ministry of Health, he died from hypothermia. "Children are losing their lives because they lack the most basic items for survival. Babies are arriving to the hospital cold, with near-death vital signs: even our best efforts are not enough. They say the war has ended, but people are still having to fight for their lives," says Bilal Abu Saada-Nursing Team Supervisor at Nasser Hospital. The harsh winter weather combined with the already dire living conditions is increasing health risks and MSF teams are consistently seeing high rates of respiratory infections - something which will only increase throughout winter and is particularly dangerous for children under five-years old As Gaza is battered by heavy rains and storms, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians continue to struggle in flooded and broken makeshift tents. MSF calls on Israeli authorities to urgently allow a massive scale up of aid into the Strip.
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america is an insanely violent nation - charlie kirk's shooting is the 46th school shooting this year thus far.
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🚨BREAKING : The Israeli army has killed journalist Islam Abed, a correspondent for Al-Quds Today TV, in a missile strike in Gaza.
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I think of how the rage and grief in our bodies is an expression of deep love. Love for life and dignity. Love for humanity. Love for Palestinians and their righteous struggle for liberation. This love is something the oppressors and colonizers will never have or understand.
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It looks like Palestine 🤷‍♂️
People calling for a ‘Palestinian’ state… This is the Palestinian embassy in Tunisia. On the wall is a map of the proposed ‘Palestinian state’. What does it look like to you?
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Palestinians are so dehumanized that they have to film their own slaughter for the world to believe them, and the killers still go free.
NEW VIDEO: Odeh Hathaleen documented his life under occupation, he helped us make No Other Land, this is the last thing he ever filmed: his own murder. The killer, Yinon Levi, claimed he is not the killer, and a judge released him from house arrest.
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Does 22 months of genocide breach international law?
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We have appended an Editors' Note to a story about Mohammed Zakaria al-Mutawaq, a child in Gaza who was diagnosed with severe malnutrition. After publication, The Times learned that he also had pre-existing health problems. Read more below.
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fucked up this morning and got actually upset over the mass starvation of people instead of emotionally burying it in order to just go to work like everything’s normal.
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Real headline vs the Onion
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Israel is still committing genocide in Gaza, in case anyone is wondering.
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