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I am an absolute slut for crisps, could eat them till they come out my ears

Age of a 36 year old. Mind of a 20 year old. Back of an 80 year old.

Private ones @itsAshpri_ 🔒

I’m a 36 year old fat dad, work full time, and let me just tell you the excitement I had to start downloading GTA VI was like a kid of Christmas morning, not even arsed

Another weekend gone in a fucking flash. Mondays really do come as quick as your ex boyfriends

Football dad 🥶⚽️ I was brought up on summer sports, this ain’t for me 😭😂

I’ve got my boy, Christmas decs are up, Christmas films are on, we are snug under blankets and of course takeaway shall be ordered for tea. Today is a good day 🎄☺️🤭

Just viewed someone’s Insta story at 9 seconds 🤮

Working on a Saturday just shouldn’t be a thing tbh.

Yeah it’s Friday, but hands up if you’ve got to work tomorrow 🙋🏻‍♂️😭

“A man can battle depression, stress, anxiety and loneliness for months. Nobody notices his pain, only his anger.” So fucking true. It’s ok not to be ok. My DMs are open for anyone who is struggling. No one should like they’re alone. ❤️

Just seen someone selling a phone and in the description they said “it will come fully charged” 😂😂😂 nice one

Had my 2 month review at work today, and without sucking myself off, it’s pretty fucking perfect 😮‍💨

Shall we have Maccies for dinner?

Mac n cheese does NOT belong on a roast dinner, argue amongst yourselves.