Brooklyn
Joined February 2009
Glad I got out when I did.
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Funk Flex being on air in 2026 is legitimately insane. He’s 70. Nobody younger, more in touch and less corny couldn’t fill this spot?
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I’m convinced every building maintenance man in New York City has a Roc Nation hat lol
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The worst part about AAU ball is the parents and it’s not been fucking close.
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The appropriate reply to this would be “yo you good???” with a lightly raised tone. It’s a sign of mutual respect and the start to a long friendship.
Does “you’re good” bother you too?
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Rappers are activating their mommy’s cause people didn’t like their shitty song. Rap might not make it to 2027.
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Sooo, do we now say “Bam!” When shooting the crumbled paper at the waste basket?
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After some careful thought and deep reflection, yelling “WHATS GOODIE?!?!?” was an absolutely insane way to enter a conversation.
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Life Is The Scariest Movie 🎬👹 My brand new album is out now everywhere. unitedmasters.com/m/life-is-…
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Motel Heart 🏨❤️
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Demi Lovato accidentally airplayed a NSFW photo during a gathering with friends. Read on: complex.com/music/a/alex-gon…
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Horchata cold brew >>>>
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40U in any sport is hilarious lol. Hang it up, by a fold out chair and pull up to the kids games like the rest of us bro lol
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It took me a min to identify it but this uber smell like the inside of a hamster cage 🤢
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Certain cities have a higher volume of funky Ubers, but Pittsburgh is up there lol
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Nah I need to hit a banana ball game asap this shit is fire af lol
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Not only is Mal cutting the line to Heaven 👼🏾 He’s going straight to VIP w/ The Messiah himself 🍊💰
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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W/out fail every time I hit a park to hoop with my boy a random middle aged man will come up to me and say “you know who you look like? Chandler Parsons”. Some even ask my son if I’m actually him. Every. Single. Time. lol smh
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