Rick Prime

// dni: proship, darkship, rickorty

No can do, I've got 12 Rick's and 12 jars of glue I'm going to stick into their anal cavities for tonight 👌 let that time continuum rip, I've got more pressing matters. #science

Wow, look at that! 🤤

Rip off your left testicle and then I will. If you're a woman still do the same thing 😂

Why don't you juggle my balls? Hahaha, it's funny for the one millionth time, isn't it. I'm so original. Ok seriously, can somebody find me and kill me already? Fucking Christ, I can't do this.

Yes, yup, I'm very close. I mean you're very close, just keep looking! 🍿

Yes, I visited him last night and got absolutely BONED ✌️He whimpers like a little bitch and let's me shove my fingers down his throat. He is a riot 🤣

I thought I already said yes if you could find me 😂

They crack me, I mean crack me up. 😳

Yes, except only when I want to be. Usually I don't liquify my bones and muscles unless someone's trying to touch me.

Hi again Twitter. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm about to create a whole new way to go about anal. It's going to be so insane, stay tuned.

Sure! You are a Ricksexual. You can only be attracted to Rick's. 🤔

Dead and so mutilated to the point they're unrecognizable. If I can play in their remains then that's a plus 👍

Disgusting faggot. You're going to fry. 😋

No, you're not.

😂

Why is everyone surprised I'm lesbian

No, I'm going to kill you.