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[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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*Alyssa is sitting in her castle. Alone. Staring at nothing. Her eyes filled with a mix of hate and sorrow. She wonders why she's forced to suffer like this. Why she has been damned to living like this. Why she's been forced to live a lonely life. You wanna cheer her up?*
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The little elf boy about the get slashed and eaten by those two freaky ass niggas 😭
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I Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesOct 25
See y'all on the other side
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🥹🥹🥹🥹
Bronto@Bronto_Mp3Oct 21
How it feels when someone makes you fanart for free
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I know half of these weren't made for me, but I'm Victorian Crook Boss, so it counts.
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Bronto@Bronto_Mp3Oct 21
How it feels when someone makes you fanart for free
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"TDS Parodies are people, too!"
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The more I hang around this place, the more I really really fucking hate Roblox communities as a whole. But I don't got anywhere else to go, so I love you all 🥹❤️‍🩹
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SonOfSevenless@S0n0fS3v3nl3ssOct 25
//Too cute of an Idea not to draw
Vampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 23
Replying to @itsShowtime2025
@S0n0fS3v3nl3ss Alyssa wants to lay in her feathers for an unknown amount of time.
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"How much do you little people know me....?"
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Some basic facts about Vampire Crook Boss!!!!
Vampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 24
[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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- She's lonely. VERY lonely. - She goes on nightly flying, as stated by her doctor to keep her mobile. - While she mostly drinks blood, she also eats fruits, bugs, and red items like Marceline from Adventure time. She's a SUUUUUPER far off cousin of Nosferatu, but the reason why-
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She's a vampire is due to one of her ancestors pissing off a witch and getting cursed with a generational curse of being vampires.
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Funny thing: Vampire Crook Boss is COMPLETELY different from Victorian Crook Boss. Their only similarities is that they're both named Alyssa. Other than that, they're different people.
Vampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 24
[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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Why are they adding a buff humanoid karate Typhlosion/bendy love child
Kano🐞🪓@Kanoha1314Oct 22
This is how some of y'all look btw #Regretevator
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[INT.BAIT] "I'm starved.... Where's all of the mortals when you need them....." *She then notices you* "Oooh, what a fine Morsel you look..... Would you mind coming closer for me, dear.....?" *She extends out her hand*
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Why does Echo of Guilt sounds like he's being edged and is constantly on the verge of busting out a fat one
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Can we get some vampire Crook Boss fanart
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I wonder how many non-parodies are gonna like this.
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@Stalkynotagain Alyssa constantly poses whenever Stalker Stalks her just in case if they're ever holding a camera.
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