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If I could travel back in time and prevent one world calamity I would travel way back and hide away on Noah's Ark and wait. Wait until the rain started. Then just as the two mosquitoes fly up to the boat to avoid the rain I would do humanity a favor and swat the life out of them.
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🚨 It's a flag giveaway 🚨
RT and follow to win an #ATLUTD team-signed flag!
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🎁 FINAL GIVEAWAY OF 2018! 🎁
Our 12 Days of #BundesligaChristmas conclude with a SIGNED Pulisic jersey, courtesy of @BlackYellow. Follow us and RT for a chance to win!🎄
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🎁 CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY 🎁
‘Tis the season to be jolly! Celebrate the festivities with a BVB jersey signed by the ENTIRE team! ⚽️
Retweet and follow for a chance to win!! 🎅🏽
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For Day 10 of our #BundesligaChristmas we are giving away a team-signed Werder Bremen kit, courtesy of @werderbremen_en 🎄🎁
Follow and RT for a chance to win!
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🔴⚫️ #ATLUTD team-signed kit giveaway 🔴⚫️
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Our 12 Days of #BundesligaChristmas continue with this TEAM-SIGNED Bayern home jersey, courtesy of @FCBayernUS 🔥👀
Follow and RT for a chance to win! 🎁🎄
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'Tis the season for #BundesligaChristmas! 🎁🎄
Follow and RT for a chance to win this team-signed kit, courtesy of @BlackYellow.
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Hi @ManUtd, we've received a CV from Mr J Mourinho.
He's just applied for a job as pizza chef.
Please can you send through a reference. Thanks.
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🚨 It's a flag giveaway 🚨
RT and follow to win an #ATLUTD team-signed flag!
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Our 12 Days of #BundesligaChristmas continue!🎁🎄
Follow and RT for a chance to win this team-signed Leverkusen kit, courtesy of @bayer04_en!
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🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨
Top of the Table 🔝
Revierderby ✅
Sancho Goal 😎
Sancho Jersey ... 🤔
RETWEET and FOLLOW to be entered to win! 🔥🔥






















