Ugo Belo

People who don’t know day light savings on Halloween night gonna think they in purgatory

Nobody questioned Simon says. Who the hell is Simon

Trading stocks again just so I can look forward to Mondays

They talking bout that Elizabeth Holmes doc like it’s Oppenheimer. Relax

They must’ve thought this nigga was the devil

Netflix give Shrek a comedy special if they could

People who used to say it doesn’t matter who you vote never witnessed real corruption like this

There should be a dedicated news network that’s just like regular news but they only talk about good news

I like mean women

U can turn any city into Paris if you lit enough

Insects will do all this just to get stepped on. Be yourself

The ego gets too much hate cuz yall be using it for evil

When work start feeling like slavery so you remind yaself how much you hated being broke

People naturally think their birthday month the best month in general but we all know the greatest month is October

Random but if humans had antennas there would be two holes on every item we wear on our head. Hard hat, turban, shiesty

I feel like we living in one of the worst outcomes of how society could’ve ended up. Shame it had to happen to us once we became adults 😂

Why the left earphone never fit as good as the right