I do impressions of you when you're not looking🪬

London
Joined March 2009
I'm too powerful
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When the queen-off is so evenly matched that you have no choice but to bury the hatchet 😍 #RHOLDN
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Not Amanda hosting her roast at a venue literally above Paddington Station 😭 #RHOLDN
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BSMillionaire retweeted
thank you AI 🙏🙏
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Hypocrisy and BS Millionaire 🗣️
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Meredith, Lisa and Mary laughing at the pathetic antics over at the kids' table 😹
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Missing Miami today. Remembering when Adriana would get pissed off with Yulia's fake ass and start scolding her in French so the bros didn't understand 😔
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If you think about it, he really invented Housewives Twitter
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Incredible performance from Quai this episode. She's exactly what the show needed to tip the balance away from the wicked sisters of salt, Stangie, Fraudwyn, Good-Time Girl and the Shitnies. 😍 #RHOSLC
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We used to have it so good
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Heather Gay season six storyline #RHOSLC
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And there's only one reason I'd watch again, so bring back Coach Roz
Currently gleeking out!
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Me and my cherished memories of Mass Effect. RIP Bioware.
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These AI-genereated Microsoft Teams-ass confessional backgrounds on The Golden Life... #RHONY 😭
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Golden Life uncensored omg 😍
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German lady stopped me to ask for directions to the tube
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Carlos King using his interview with Andy to pitch Joseline joining a rebooted #RHOM. Marysol meet your ender.
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Miami Housewives returns
3 words better than “i love you"
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Mayhew rehearsing her Olivier Award acceptance speech for thirty seconds of stage time #RHOLDN
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A cunty debut and shares her name with an assault rifle. I'm scared for Nessie. #RHOLDN
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