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The way you mess around with your man

Joined January 2010
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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The UK government says it is doing everything it can to alleviate suffering in Gaza. The UK government won’t suspend the sale of F-35 parts to Israel. The UK government won’t stop the use of RAF Akrotiri or end military cooperation. The UK government won’t accept the ICJ ruling that the occupation of Palestine is illegal. The UK government won’t recognise a Palestinian state. The UK government won’t impose comprehensive economic sanctions. The UK government won’t conduct an assessment of genocide, let alone fulfil its legal obligations to prevent it. The UK government won’t even say that war crimes have been committed. Empty words cannot hide the truth: the UK government is complicit in crimes against humanity.
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Selling 2 tickets to interstellar on October 1st at 5pm in the BFI IMAX. Seats are N21-22 in the premium section. Dm for details #bfi #IMAX #interstellar @LFFstubs
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Southgate confirms Declan Rice will captain England against Belgium. The Arsenal midfielder will win his 50th Three Lions cap and he’ll wear armband.
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Tierney apology to Klopp tour is on
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Gary Neville tears
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In a Druidic ceremony in Westminster, Paddington Bear prepares to accompany HM the Queen to the afterlife (2022)
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The new trend of “buy this really expensive subscription and get this cool badge, but also be able to hide the badge because people will call you a loser” is amazing
Tinder announced a new invite-only subscription called “Tinder Select.” In this plan, subscribers can message any users they have not matched with. Additionally, the “most sought-after” users will be able to see their profiles. The plan costs $499 per month.
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Dying at the “It was the most beautiful (and large) hotel room I’d ever seen” 😂
Marry someone you’re obsessed with… emotionally, physically, and sexually. Our 6 year wedding anniversary was on Saturday. He asked me to pack a bag and be ready by 3pm. A black car pulled up to our valet. My husband was carrying a leather duffel bag, some gift bags, wearing aviators and linen. Looking hot as ever. We put our phones away and had a deep conversation. Car rides are for sexual tension. He took me to a breathtaking beachfront hotel in Sunny Aisles. 5 diamond award winner. After a tour of the property, the manager brought us to our suite. My jaw dropped. It was the most beautiful (and large) hotel room I’d ever seen. The blue ocean beyond the balcony stretching as far as the eye could see. Rose petals and swan shaped towels on the bed. Chocolate covered strawberries, flowers, fruits, and gifts. Since Iron was the theme, I gave him a handmade pocket knife of copper and Damascus steel special ordered from a blacksmith. He gave me a stunning necklace and the sexiest lingerie from Agent Provocateur. We swam in the ocean. I sat facing him in the shallow water and let the waves rock us back and forth. The spa was world-class. I showered under the “rainforest,” put on a dress I knew he’d love that showed off my necklace. The Italian restaurant was the best I’ve had. The service, from the waiters to the beach and hotel staff made me feel like royalty. But honestly, we took the dessert to go. At 6 years, our passion is more intense than ever, and we’ve become experts of each other. We fell asleep to the moon over the ocean, the night breeze blowing the drapes as Midnight in Paris played faintly on the TV. I woke in a state of pure bliss. We had seven more hours. And we made the most of it. Bed. Beach. Spa. Food. Then we went home, excited to see our baby girl. It was a honeymoon all over again, but somehow even better. Forever grateful to be married to the love of my life.
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Marry someone you’re obsessed with… emotionally, physically, and sexually. Our 6 year wedding anniversary was on Saturday. He asked me to pack a bag and be ready by 3pm. A black car pulled up to our valet. My husband was carrying a leather duffel bag, some gift bags, wearing aviators and linen. Looking hot as ever. We put our phones away and had a deep conversation. Car rides are for sexual tension. He took me to a breathtaking beachfront hotel in Sunny Aisles. 5 diamond award winner. After a tour of the property, the manager brought us to our suite. My jaw dropped. It was the most beautiful (and large) hotel room I’d ever seen. The blue ocean beyond the balcony stretching as far as the eye could see. Rose petals and swan shaped towels on the bed. Chocolate covered strawberries, flowers, fruits, and gifts. Since Iron was the theme, I gave him a handmade pocket knife of copper and Damascus steel special ordered from a blacksmith. He gave me a stunning necklace and the sexiest lingerie from Agent Provocateur. We swam in the ocean. I sat facing him in the shallow water and let the waves rock us back and forth. The spa was world-class. I showered under the “rainforest,” put on a dress I knew he’d love that showed off my necklace. The Italian restaurant was the best I’ve had. The service, from the waiters to the beach and hotel staff made me feel like royalty. But honestly, we took the dessert to go. At 6 years, our passion is more intense than ever, and we’ve become experts of each other. We fell asleep to the moon over the ocean, the night breeze blowing the drapes as Midnight in Paris played faintly on the TV. I woke in a state of pure bliss. We had seven more hours. And we made the most of it. Bed. Beach. Spa. Food. Then we went home, excited to see our baby girl. It was a honeymoon all over again, but somehow even better. Forever grateful to be married to the love of my life.
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Ireland's rugby journey isn't just about sport. It's a testament to a nation's mettle, and it casts shadows deep into our tech world's relentless innovation. 🏉 #IrelandRises
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Feeling very cork tonight
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We broke Newcastle didn’t we
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Fontaines D.C. have a stranglehold on the playlists in all tattoo shops in London I swear
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This is completely mad. What an arrogant creep
Replying to @Millar_Colin
Unbelievable. Luis Rubiales now on stage repeatedly shouting "I AM NOT RESIGNING." Despite the press conference being called and briefed as such with a replacement lined up.
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Watching rugby on Amazon prime and the ads are mostly for Guinness, landlords insurance and male pads for weak bladders and it shows they really know their audience
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Delayed flight making me think about if I’m worth a £65 Uber from Stansted
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Few step away from people like Rory calling for a battle royale scenario to clear homeless people from the country
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Sinead O'Connor's politely turning down the offer of an interview on Piers Morgan . 🤣🤣🤣
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