king of parts unknown, ruler of monsters. fat man that will kick you in the head. book me to fight your monsters. message me

Joined September 2011
Sending all the positive energy from Parts unknown to Jeff Cannonball it’s still a travesty we’ve never met in the ring next to each other or across from each other! But anyway.. again, all the positive vibes sent friend
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I have temporarily left Parts Unknown to venture to this place called @AEW
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One of my favorite dudes in pro wrestling. Always happy to help and always a joy to watch.
A lot of hard work & love went into to this. Give it a watch pretty please!
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DCU has fed the audience so many turds that when they bring out one little morsel of rotten meat, people are fooled into thinking it’s delicious. Worst cgi I’ve seen in decades. Keaton was the best part and that’s nostalgia that’s my FLASH movie review from parts unknown
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Been watching since he was just a kid in CZW. Watched him and his brother their whole careers and just always blowing everyone away. Sad to hear this news. Rest in power. Thoughts are with his family.
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Ok…..so that was fun. Maybe bookers out in bookerland should book me in more multiman matches. Hello? Hello bookerverse? Knock knock.
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So after last nights show and finally meeting and spending time with @_theyaremax_ I’d just like to say someone book us to tag one day, because I’d love to punch faces with them sometime!!
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If any pics of our match got taken, I’d love to see them please.
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It was unfortunate to lose our match last night. But it felt good to fight again. Now I’m a bit concerned that as soon as hydra revealed his ….um…face…suddenly he can speak perfectly!?? Was he lying to us all those years!???? What is this!!
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How I do my belly to belly from now on
Maxx Payne with max pain on Brian Knobbs. SuperBrawl IV, 1994.
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Cats out the bag
The last time @UltraMantis @itscrossbones and @DJHydra_Gains were all in the ring together, as both partners (May) and opponents (December), was in 2008. This is big.
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The good ole days
Inject this into my veins.
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Follow my friend or will leave my throne in parts unknown, throttle you in your living room, bed your parent, become your new stepfather, and ground you for life!
99 followers from 10k I believe in you Twitter
Chikara meant the world to me. All my best times in wrestling. Great friends, great fans. Loved it so much, that I very rarely wrestled other companies because they were never as fun to me. I’ll always cherish my time in chikara. Always.
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We’ve had our differences, but realizing how much we all enjoy the creepy places and ghouls and goblins, we’ve made amends. That being said….every company who is looking for tags should book them. Because they are two of the toughest demon, goblin creatures I’ve ever met.
We want to beat the shit out of your favorite tag team! If ya could be a doll & RT this then maybe, we’ll be able to do just that. Any time…anywhere, y’all! Holla at yo demonic boyz!
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#signaverygood The wrestler the world needs. The father of a 100 holds, master of the dadlock! Ready to give every wrestler a stern talking too! Sign him….he’s not mad at you….he’s just disappointed in you
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