James Larson retweeted
You are not alone, and you deserve to be cared for. backstage.com/magazine/artic…
they said the 2008 financial crisis was a once-in-a-lifetime event, so does this 2020 stuff mean i’ve lived two lifetimes already?
12 days of Christmas but it’s 2020 so each day another continent implodes and the universe is sucked into a black hole by the end
During this pandemic my like handles have become love handles (I hope they don’t turn into everlasting love handles)
i don’t know, it’s been SO long since world war 2 came out, it seems like making a trilogy is just a cash grab, ya know? #worldwar3
if @BillGates is going to microchip me please (PLEASE) use macOS (but not Catalina). sorry bill.
I’m flattered that Facebook ads think I’m a fitness trainer looking for more clients when I’m really a PJ wearer looking for more ice cream #personaltrainer #fitnesstrainer #icecream
Finally some good news #Covid_19 google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/…



