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Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
A truly wild interview with Tuck Everblahsting (@mattmazany) this week. Tuck is a rancher who got in trouble for cloning sheep for sport hunting and BOOOY is there more to his story!! #ranch #sheep #farm #cloning #science #hunting #brettdemott #brettdemottshow
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Sometimes you look in the mirror and think, ok not bad! But other times you look in the mirror and think, damn, this is not good, I look exactly like Gru from Despicable Me.
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No idea who you are or why you're always on my timeline but no, this is just fucking wrong. Its not a hot take, its just wrong. If you know anything about the lore, Bruce Wayne is shown to be Batman in Detective Comics #27. Superman is from a different galaxy, beleive it or not.
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We’re doing three shows in Georgia this week, and we’d love to see you there!! Tickets linktr.ee/biggrande
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What’s anybody need this much nose for? #ripleysbelieveitornot #bignose #boogers.
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The saddest future? Dying with a British robot sitting next to your deathbed. #robots #science #hospice #care #ai #nope #oldage #podcast #clips
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You cannot piss of Mr. Witch… Exit 43: Krispy Kreme
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hey siri, order large grimace milkshake.
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the grimace meal should be cheap bc he’s weird. you’re gonna market me grimace with a straight face?
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We’re normal now! Art by: @BradBeideman
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Buddy hitting us with the most creative description ive ever heard. #metgala #fashion #gooddescription #annehathaway #hair
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New episode out today! Hope no losers find it and flame is in the comments! #controversial #lebronjames #fight #internet #boys
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Let’s all pray for Ryan
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check out the homies incredible short! Support DIY til you DIE.
GONE FISHING is out today! Super thankful for the incredible cast and crew who made it possible! Click the link below (or in my Linktree) to go watch it—if you enjoy it please like, comment on the vimeo page & share it where things can be shared! vimeo.com/761279804
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Exit 43: The Little League Awards biggrandewebsite.com
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Hey if y’all like the show, plaster it all over the internet wherever you or other comedy fans hang out! You have permission to record clips of the show, mess with the theme song, use AI to make us say weird stuff— whatever you want!
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No #children on #airplanes. #Snakes are fine tho.
New episode out today and we had this discussion— should kids be allowed on airplanes? We agree that the answer is no! #airplanes #unitedairlines #goodcontent #podcast #clips #funny #parenting #kids
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Brett: We gotta figure out how to clean up the internet a little bit… Buddy: …I think typing in ‘five knuckle shuffle’ might’ve been your problem @DePodcastPod #icantbelievemyfiveknuckleshufflehashtaggotweird
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