Everyone is responding to this with the ol’ “cuz wings & beer is too damn expensive nowadays 😡” but the truth is everyone has become lazy when it comes to socializing & going outside and most are way more comfortable with their new brainrot habit of scrolling reels on their couch every night.
You can afford $45 on food & drinks one weeknight to catch up with your friends for 3 hours. It’s good for you. Life is short pussies.
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Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
God damnit I love this. The world needs this type of shit more than ever. We need large crowds singing at the top of their lungs in unison & celebrating together.
Anyone who makes fun of sports & references the lame ass “bread & circuses” cliche “sportsball” bullshit is a fucking doomer loser who doesn’t go outside & lives through their screen.
🎸 @blink182's @tomdelonge in attendance tonight as Petco Park sings "All The Small Things" during Game 3 🎶
Fantasy Football team names in 2016:
- Show me your TD’s
- Sacks in the City
- Blood Sweat & Beers
Fantasy Football team names in 2026:
- Benjamin Ettieneyahu’s Nuclear Weapons
- Alex Anzalone on Epstein Island
- The Jeudy’s did 9/11
- [email protected]
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This is really a sign of a deteriorating population more than anything. Most of the great men of history drank alcohol, it’s foundational to civilization.
This isn’t about getting wasted at the club and chasing women, though fun. Where men discussed philosophy, alcohol was there. Where politics were debated, alcohol was there. Congress should be required to slam three shots before entering the chamber, could you imagine? Couldn’t be worse than things are already.
Beer and mead were vital elixirs for warriors and athletes. This is the problem with biohackers and optimizers, they have no vocation, nothing to apply supposed health to. And this culture has become so pervasive it’s found its way to athletes and artists and everything is just lame now.
Every day someone thinks they’re making some groundbreaking proclamation “alcohol has zero benefits” as if fun isn’t real. As if calming the mind and lubricating communication doesn’t exist. You ever been 3 games of beer pong deep? You ever been that in the zone?
No curiosity in trying to harness that state. No desire to create something better. Someone is going to make gruit beer, without hops, rich in B vitamins, the worlds original workout supplement, completely change the game and make a killing.
Fer mihi plus vini
Football is hard and it fucking hurts.
You can’t see shit & when you have the ball in your hands there are 11 ppl who hate you that are trying to kill you.
You also need to hold on to the ball and not fumble or you’re a piece of shit for doing so.
You’re also tired & out of breath from constantly sprinting while wearing an extra 10 pounds of pads/equipment that feels awkward & uncomfortable as shit.
You’re constantly sore & your bones ache from the 20 car accidents you got in the week before but you have to play through that pain pussy.
There’s also a new play called before each snap that you have to have memorized and perform correctly & effectively if you want to stay on the field dumbass.
The normie mind simply could not comprehend.
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Alcohol in moderation is a social lubricant that helps people make friends and find mates. It makes life a little more fun. In an era where we hear about people being lonely and isolated, crusades against booze probably do more harm than good.
There is no safe level of alcohol.
Chris Williamson cited the largest Lancet study ever done on the subject. Every single drink moves you closer to death a little faster. Zero is the only number that doesn’t.
He didn’t pretend people will stop. It’s the same trade-off as eating a cheeseburger, you know it’s not optimal, but it tastes good in the moment, so you do it anyway.
Clear data. Honest cost-benefit. No moralizing.
