Made my girl sign a contract saying she nvr leaving me and Iāll use it in court after I kidnap her if she ever tries leaving
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Going from not believing in marriage to calling my girl Wife everyday. She will take my last name. Iām not taking hers, mine is better.
3
55
785
Girls interested in my girlfriend Iām going to explode. Donāt date extroverted mascs if u canāt fight.
3
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1,917
Gf misses my tweets n I said I donāt tweet cos I fell off too hard and she says āyeah u didā
1
59
746
I will be the lesbian couple that treats pets like children including photo albums and birthday parties.
2
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