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the @standard_rsv daily · day 42 what matters today • next settle, oct 26 6:00 pm mst: the multiplier is on track to be cut from 0.25x to 0.20x • it stays at 0.25x instead if this epoch's flow tops +135 eth $STANDARD $0.208 • down 0.9% in 24h, down 7.5% on the week, down 12% on the month • mcap $16.8M on minted supply, $9.2M on outstanding • $0.1M traded in 24h: 56 buys, 76 sells earnings • the bank prints 175,000 STANDARD a day (700,000 base x the 0.25 multiplier), split across every branch • 1 branch earns 45 a day, about $9 • 3,929 branches across 870 charters, 39 more than 24h ago • 10.25M STANDARD sitting unclaimed in charters branch auctions (payback at today's earnings) • oct 24 pm: avg 4,122 · 25 sold in 13 min once buying started · ~180 day payback • oct 25 am: avg 4,028 · 25 sold in 13 min once buying started · ~174 day payback • oct 25 pm: avg 3,991 · 25 sold in 10 min once buying started · ~171 day payback • 303,536 STANDARD paid for those 75 branches tonight's settle (6:00 pm mst) • net eth into the pool: -79 this epoch, -135 last epoch • the two together decide it: -214 • today 0.25x, 0 positive settles in a row so far • the epoch 13 settle routed 30.2 eth of fees (21.9 eth of it charter sales): 21.1 eth to buybacks (70%, contraction), 4.5 eth to the incentives vault (15%), 4.5 eth to the team (15%) charter auction • 1 new charter per 12h auction, lowest price 1 eth • 2 sold in the last 24h: #1058 at 3.048, #1059 at 3.172 eth • 59 sold since sep 26 for 237.627 eth in total • 870 charters open. 2 closed in the last 24h, 189 all-time s-bill staking • live since oct 1, 3:19 pm mst: lock STANDARD for 15 days, 1,000 minimum • rate now 4.20% for 15 days (about 102% a year, simple), range 1% to 7%; your rate is fixed when you deposit • 15.91M STANDARD locked (+159,933 in 24h), 53% of the 30M cap, 19.7% of supply • 534,339 STANDARD left to pay premiums • 37 bills (1.02M) have matured and are not redeemed yet • unlocking: oct 26 1.05M (37 bills), oct 27 1.08M (14 bills), oct 28 928,716 (27 bills) • leaving early forfeits the premium and costs 2% to 2.05% right now (the fee can run 2% to 15%) reserves and supply • the vaults hold 437 eth: expansion 99, liquidity 293, contraction 46 • circulating 80.8M minted, outstanding 44.2M after the protocol's own pool (34.2M) and the incentives vault (2.44M) • reserve assets ≈ 2,311 eth: vault eth 448 (incl. the reserve's 70% of the 15.7 eth waiting in the splitter), liquidity positions 1,533 eth, usdg and stocks in the safe 330 eth; 28.6 µeth behind each minted token, 52.3 µeth behind each outstanding token (1.7x backing) • 23.41M burned for branches so far • the reserve's 4 trading pools: $52,703,520 traded in 24h, $1,039 of fees to the reserve; 1% of the volume paid no fee buybacks • burned: the contraction vault spent 389.9 eth and burned 4.29M STANDARD (68 buys, last one oct 24) • not burned: the liquidity manager spent 447.0 eth on 5.03M since sep 21. the incentives vault holds 2.44M now, none burned by the manager • last 24h: the liquidity manager bought 65,088 STANDARD for 6.0 eth in 1 buy exits and dormancy • 2 withdrawals in the last 24h • all-time: 86 withdrawals, 130 branches closed, 690,106 STANDARD out (645,722 after exit fees) • exit fee today is 2.6% • withdrawals and dormancy revocations counted in the 7-day fee window: 99,948 STANDARD of the 1,034,957 scale (the fee reaches 60% at the scale) • a charter idle 30 days can be revoked and 70% slashed • 0 revocable now, 25 due within 7 days who holds the branches (charters by branch count) • 1: 245 · 2: 119 · 3: 110 · 4: 75 · 5: 34 • 6: 26 · 7: 22 · 8: 18 · 9: 18 · 10: 203 i hold 2 charters, not advice
the @standard_rsv daily · day 41 what matters today • the oct 23 settle cut the multiplier from 0.40x to 0.25x: net eth into the pool over the last two epochs was -197 eth (-62, then -135), and any negative total cuts it • 1 branch now earns 45 STANDARD a day, down from 74 before the cut, so a branch at the last auction's 4,122 average takes ~179 days to earn back, ~86 at the old rate, ~255 if the oct 26 cut lands • next settle, oct 26 6:00 pm mst: the multiplier is on track to be cut from 0.25x to 0.20x • it stays at 0.25x instead if this epoch's flow tops +135 eth $STANDARD $0.210 • down 2.8% in 24h, down 8.5% on the week, down 21% on the month • mcap $17.0M on minted supply, $9.3M on outstanding • $0.2M traded in 24h: 79 buys, 80 sells earnings • the bank prints 175,000 STANDARD a day (700,000 base x the 0.25 multiplier), split across every branch • 1 branch earns 45 a day, about $9 • 3,890 branches across 870 charters, 50 more than 24h ago • 10.26M STANDARD sitting unclaimed in charters branch auctions (payback at today's earnings) • oct 23 pm: avg 4,714 · 25 sold in 22 min once buying started · ~222 day payback • oct 24 am: avg 4,389 · 25 sold in 9 min once buying started · ~198 day payback • oct 24 pm: avg 4,122 · 25 sold in 13 min once buying started · ~179 day payback • 330,655 STANDARD paid for those 75 branches oct 26 settle (6:00 pm mst) • net eth into the pool: -54 this epoch, -135 last epoch • the two together decide it: -189 • today 0.25x, 0 positive settles in a row so far • the epoch 13 settle routed 30.2 eth of fees (21.9 eth of it charter sales): 21.1 eth to buybacks (70%, contraction), 4.5 eth to the incentives vault (15%), 4.5 eth to the team (15%) charter auction • 1 new charter per 12h auction, lowest price 1 eth • 2 sold in the last 24h: #1056 at 3.049, #1057 at 3.001 eth • 57 sold since sep 26 for 231.407 eth in total • 870 charters open. 2 closed in the last 24h, 187 all-time s-bill staking • live since oct 1, 3:19 pm mst: lock STANDARD for 15 days, 1,000 minimum • rate now 3.60% for 15 days (about 88% a year, simple), range 1% to 7%; your rate is fixed when you deposit • 15.75M STANDARD locked (+130,659 in 24h), 52% of the 30M cap, 19.5% of supply • 562,291 STANDARD left to pay premiums • 33 bills (1.15M) have matured and are not redeemed yet • unlocking: oct 25 331,049 (13 bills), oct 26 1.08M (40 bills), oct 27 1.08M (14 bills) • leaving early forfeits the premium and costs 2% to 2.06% right now (the fee can run 2% to 15%) reserves and supply • the vaults hold 443 eth: expansion 99, liquidity 299, contraction 46 • circulating 80.8M minted, outstanding 44.5M after the protocol's own pool (34.0M) and the incentives vault (2.37M) • reserve assets ≈ 2,305 eth: vault eth 450 (incl. the reserve's 70% of the 9.5 eth waiting in the splitter), liquidity positions 1,525 eth, usdg and stocks in the safe 330 eth; 28.5 µeth behind each minted token, 51.8 µeth behind each outstanding token (1.7x backing) • 23.21M burned for branches so far • the reserve's 4 trading pools: $53,926,750 traded in 24h, $717 of fees to the reserve; 0% of the volume paid no fee buybacks • burned: the contraction vault spent 389.9 eth and burned 4.29M STANDARD (68 buys, last one oct 24) • not burned: the liquidity manager spent 441.0 eth on 4.96M since sep 21. the incentives vault holds 2.37M now, none burned by the manager • last 24h: the contraction vault burned 181,159 STANDARD for 16.9 eth in 3 buys; the liquidity manager bought 64,738 STANDARD for 6.0 eth in 1 buy exits and dormancy • 2 withdrawals in the last 24h • all-time: 84 withdrawals, 117 branches closed, 637,668 STANDARD out (594,563 after exit fees) • exit fee today is 2.4% • withdrawals and dormancy revocations counted in the 7-day fee window: 82,097 STANDARD of the 1,033,689 scale (the fee reaches 60% at the scale) • a charter idle 30 days can be revoked and 70% slashed • 0 revocable now, 23 due within 7 days who holds the branches (charters by branch count) • 1: 246 · 2: 139 · 3: 95 · 4: 69 · 5: 37 • 6: 25 · 7: 22 · 8: 17 · 9: 20 · 10: 200 i hold 2 charters, not advice
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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Eggnog season is here boys
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LOL so true
I remember my first time waiting for the check in a European restaurant too
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i added 5 and 3 for 8 and then knew 8 + 7 resulted in 15
Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 58+37?
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This guy’s zeal and positivity are infectious. Well worth the watch, and what incredible scenery. youtu.be/3pfnSu6HLB8?si=RH7A…
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New trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’. The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made. In theaters on November 20.
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Scoring a touchdown, doing a backflip then cutting to your own commercial goes pretty hard.
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headline from the bathroom or cnn
Reports of explosions heard in several areas in Iran, circumstances unclear.
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When the plug comes through 🤌
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me on if i regret losing my retirement gambling in prediction markets "I enjoy life. I don’t really regret a lot of things I do. I appreciate my life. I appreciate God waking me up every morning."
Anthony Richardson on if he regrets marijuana possession charge, via @RomeovilleKid: "I enjoy life. I don’t really regret a lot of things I do. I appreciate my life. I appreciate God waking me up every morning."
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Sometimes you get Maserati Marv, sometimes you get Mitsubishi Marv
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BREAKING: President Trump announces that the US will not strike Iran today. The announcement comes just 48 hours after President Trump said the US “may have to do another operation against Iran.” US stock market futures open in less than 5 hours.
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we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
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Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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