@itzkelpp

18 he/him very secret account duuuval

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Joined July 2020
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  • Followers680
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M.@blndvnt22h
me texting people back instantly after they took 4 hours to reply
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v@av22tn23h
*paws at you* can you share your screen *paws at you* can i see you play *paws at you* may i please
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
Ałeçtø🎶@AltrociusOct 27
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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god i hate my girlfriend
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unavailable
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치이카와 마시멜로 구워먹기
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i don’t care that an idf soldier got cheated on
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how it feels to be a pervert but you got oomfs who are perverts too
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Show me your dick
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in canada they’ll open a shawarma place in your own kitchen if you not looking
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makayla@yennsciriOct 22
Every time I see these two they’re being absolutely insufferable assholes
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@voiddmp4Oct 21
Ludwig calls out the four streamers he’ll HATE forever for showing up late to his wedding with QTCinderella and pushing back the start time 😳 Ludwig : “I’ll drop some names. F-ck them. Fuslie, Tina, Miyoung, and ExtraEmily. I hate them until I die.” QT : “Unfortunately, they did show up and set the entire wedding back, to the point that we didn’t get as many photos.”

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𝖎@ir0nic_Oct 19
when someone hates me and i lowk get where they’re coming from
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manuel@manwelllb_Oct 20
being excited to talk to someone and then realizing they hate you
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
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@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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blueberry@mwffinnzOct 19
Catfishing as one of the most famous egirls is so fucking funny
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me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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ummm@bootsthemugOct 19
when you’re mid typing a tweet but u realize nb gaf
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Sushi@Sushi4meeeOct 19
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kami@hanniibunzOct 17
when i try to connect with oomfs and comment on their posts but they don’t reply back
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daytona@tonat0naOct 17
Liking 3 straight tweets posted by the same person
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