Why is the BBC burying the article? It was headline for less than 30mins. Latest "top" article isn't even very well written.... It has no substance and doesn't even give the date of the budget.... It just feels like a filler....

Hello Mark! I like your reporting, but you don't hit the far right issues. I think the far-right believe that Muslims don't want to integrate and they bring large communities/family into the UK to consume resources. Also: further stats on crime vs race and UK residency length

This doesn't help bring peace. Be a peacemaker. Speak to those who aren't rioting. Unite the country. You are the PM, not Director of Prosecutions. Stop pouring fuel on the fire. #UKRiots

I would, if the status page wasn't also glitching.....

@mikepilav praying for you in this difficult time. God will not forsake you. Stay strong. Write some Psalms?

Darn Russians ;-)

@Hermesparcels You put my parcel in a locker Saturday and didn't send me the code to open it or give me a time limit. Now I call InPost (your locker partner, as you have no customer services team) and they say it's on it's way back. It's Wednesday. You're pathetic.

@BaileysOfficial your Chocolate Bombes are rubbish! How can you sell Baileys hot chocolate as "18+ adult drink" with no Baileys?!?! #RipOff #ChristmasRuined

Baileys sold separately - none in the box. Rip off.

@BBCNewsbeat your article on "what caused the Facebook outage is factually wrong. BGP was the issue, confirmed by @Cloudflare. Secondary source here: google.com/amp/s/arstechnica…

@ModernMilkman_ I think it might be time for us to part ways. No way do any deliveries happen after midnight saying "before 7:30" is disingenuous. We also take the milk in at midnight and it still goes bad within 2 days. It's not stored properly by you.

Sorted. It seems Barclaycard can help me with melons and credit cards with the same agent.

As your system can't route me to a human based on my actual request, I told it "a melon crossed the road". Apparently an agent can help me with that... Queued.... Better than no queue I guess!

@Barclaycard aka Dory

I nearly got stung by this one.... VM: "Most of the time ending the contract isn't that much". Me: "How much would it be if I moved house in 3 months". VM: "about £240" ha!

@ModernMilkman_ my bananas arrived battered and bruised for the second time. Can you see them leaking onto the surface? Need a refund!

For all the arguing here, over someone who meant no offence, I'm still clueless on what you all think the term should have been?! I'm not 70, and I still don't know a term that would please everyone...

Dear @BBC don't let the Russians change your coverage. We're grateful to the Duke for his service. Keep your special programming.

And if you can send me a book on primary English grammar I might be able to use the singular and plural forms correctly in my tweets....

Cover the bottom with some stone and you can't even tell they were a reel ;-)