my work has a * nasty habit of following me home, but a quiet bar, comfortable seats, and no one around .ᐣ sounds almost too good to be true. tell me they pour generously and i’m sold.
please tell me it’s somewhere i won’t have to fight for my life or deal with paperwork. i’ve had enough of both.
( a startled yelp escapes him as the box smacks the back of his head, shoulders shooting up as he nearly tumbles off the couch. right hand flies to the spot, the other gripping the armrest for dear life. ) 𝑜𝑤 .ᐟ seriously, lucía .ᐣ
is this how you treat your favorite bodyguard .ᐣ workplace violence. ( twists around to face her, pointing an accusing finger in her direction before dramatically collapsing back against the cushions; the very picture of betrayal. )
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