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izzy k

@izzykamp1

Enthusiastic Oxford comma user - she/her

Joined September 2020
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To answer the question on everyone’s minds, Wordle does in fact accept the word “shart” @nytimes #wordle
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Forgot that the airport dunkin makes you put the cream cheese on the bagel yourself, I’m in a middle seat so I will unfortunately not be eating until we land
If you don’t use your blinker in traffic, I’m just gonna automatically assume that you consistently tip under 20% & never wash your hands
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fixed it
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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich
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Why would you use anything other than quick-dry nail polish
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rip uncle iroh i know you would’ve loved boba
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As an American using up the brita & choosing not to refill it is my God-given right
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Last week the NRA celebrated an overturned ban on assault weapons in Colorado. Today a man opened fire on civilians at a King Sooper’s in Boulder. It is heartwrenching & sickening that “how many lives will it take” is a question we are being forced to ask. #boulder #GunControlNow
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It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.
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Worst time to get nervous is when a hot young TSA agent at DIA security asks if you have any explosives in your suitcase. In this situation, replying “not that I remember!” is neither flirtatious nor acceptable.
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Ladies he’s not worth risking airport detention for
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Need a man who listens like the people bagging my groceries @ Trader Joe’s when they ask me how my day is going
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If it isn’t me & my rogue blacksmith pirate boyfriend roaming the high seas together after he saves me from a fate at the gallows for committing several crimes against the East India Trading Company I don’t want it
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LN@abernothing24 Feb 2021
I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world
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Not to get political in my first-ever tweet but if you’ve ever dissed the idea of owning a bathrobe we will never see eye to eye
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