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Just finished my 22nd Hilldale online course. I worked 50 hours last week but still managed to get this done (thanks to the son being gone on a playdate and my daughter's bff being available for her to hang out with today). Even though it's the busy season at work, I'm still on track to complete 24 classes by the end of the year.
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When I was in 9th grade my English teacher wrote a bunch of names on the chalkboard like Jupiter, Minerva, Cupid etc... and asked the class what they all had in common. I raised my hand and said, "They're all characters mentioned in The Aeneid". She got a weird look on her face and answered, "That might be true, but I was looking for something more general." I raised my hand again and said, "They're all Roman gods." She got another weird look on her face and said, "No, they're all Greek gods." She continued on with her teach and while she talked I stared at all the names on the board and none of the names looked like Greek names, so I raised my hand again and said, "I don't think that's right. Maybe some of these are Greek gods, but some of them, like Jupiter and Minerva, are definitely Roman gods. If they were Greek they would be Zeus and Athena." The teacher responded by giving me a special assignment *for no credit* to put together a list showing their Roman names and their Greek counterparts. This was also the teacher with whom I had what to me seemed like a totally benign and respectful back and forth about some subject that had cone up in class. I thought nothing of it, so was surprised when she called me over to her desk and lectured me about how I was going down a wrong path in life and finished up by stating, almost in tears, "I love you, but I hate what you're doing." This woman didn't turn out to be a pedophile like the teacher in the below quoted tweet, but she was extremely obese and couldn't walk up more than 3 stairs at a time without having to pause and catch her breath. She's dead now, and all I remember about her is how fat and weird she was and how she was one of the drivers behind me eventually convincing my mom to let me homeschool through the rest of high-school.
I got reassigned to remedial history for telling my AP history teacher that the idea of pre-columbian peoples being uniquely incapable of producing alcohol pre-contact was absurd & didn't fully explain cultural dysfunction, I apparently really tore into the guy & was so mad-
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Just finished reading Ship of the Line by C.S. Forester to the kids. It was a little slow to start, but whoa! There were some intense battle scenes in there. Very thrilling.
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Two words of caution, one for older men and one for younger men. Older men, Absalom didn't come from nowhere. When Amnon violated his sister Tamar, David was furious but did nothing (2 Sam 13:21). Absalom waited two years, then took justice into his own hands. Passive fathers raise bitter sons. Don't provoke your children to anger (Eph 6:4) by ducking hard conversations or hoarding work you should hand off. Humble yourself. Own your sins, open your hands, and work alongside these young men. Some young men are telling older men, "You had your chance. Get out of our way." Young men, your grievances about what was squandered before you got here are real. Crushing cost of living and homeownership, foreigners overrunning our nation, feminism pervading everything, and American jobs handed to H-1B workers. But young Absalom had a real grievance too. He sat at the city gate stealing hearts (2 Sam 15:1-6), and he ended up hanging in an oak (2 Sam 18:9-15). Young Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men for the voices of his buddies and lost ten tribes (1 Kgs 12:13–16). You can name your father's sins and still honor him (Exod 20:12). Try building a house by tearing down the man who gave you your name. See how long it stands. If we want lasting reform, we need sons who honor their fathers and fathers who shepherd their sons, all of us under the lordship of Christ, building what none of us could build alone.
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I arrived at Westminster Seminary California a convinced Baptist. I left a paedobaptist. Meredith Kline did it, and he did it on three points I could not answer. First, the new covenant is broader than the elect. Its visible administration encompasses more than the finally saved. Men can stand within it, receive its signs, sit under its ministry, enjoy its privileges, and yet never embrace Christ in saving faith. That is not an exception. It is the Bible's own picture from Israel to the warnings of Hebrews. Second, baptism is the sign of the new covenant. The sign belongs to the covenant as God administers it in history. It marks membership in the visible covenant community, not infallible knowledge of election hidden in the decree. Third, the children of believers belong to that covenant community. The promise runs to believers and their children as it always has. Paul calls them holy (1 Cor. 7:14), not because they are presumed regenerate, but because they belong to the holy people God has set apart in history. Then Paul presses the point further in Ephesians 6. Writing to a Gentile church, he addresses the children directly: Honor your father and your mother. And he gives them the covenant promise attached to the command: that it may go well with you. This is remarkable. Paul does not treat the children of the church as outsiders awaiting admission. He takes a covenant command from the Decalogue and administers it directly to them as their command. Nor does he discard the promise attached to it. Under the Mosaic economy, the promise was expressed in terms of life in the land, a typological inheritance pointing beyond itself. Writing to a predominantly Gentile congregation outside that land, Paul does not abandon the promise. He carries it forward into its eschatological fulfillment. The land type has yielded to the greater inheritance, but the promise still belongs to the covenant children to whom he writes. A covenant stipulation given through Moses is administered by an apostle to the children of the new covenant church, complete with its promise transformed from type to antitype. Canon to covenant, command to promise, and the line never breaks. Put those three points together and the Baptist fence cannot stand. I had built it on a single equation: covenant membership equals election. Kline broke the equation. Once covenant membership was distinguished from election, the rest followed. The sign belongs to the covenant. The children belong to the covenant. Therefore the sign belongs to the children. I did not change tribes. I learned to see the covenant whole. #Paedobaptism #Baptism #CovenantTheology #Kline #Ephesians6 #SecondAdam
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Another online Hillsdale course completed. I need to get 3 more done by the end of the year in order to complete 24 in 2026. It'll be tight with the busy season going on, but if I can get 1.5 done in November and 1.5 in December, it'll be done.
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So I checked out some Anne Carson poetry on YouTube. This poem felt like it should be in a horror movie, the kind where the protagonist is in an institution and can't tell if it's real or a dream, if he is crazy or if everyone else is crazy. Throughout the movie he will periodically walk into a lecture hall and this woman will be at the podium giving a lecture that is this poem in the same lifeless, souless tone Anne Carson recites it in this video while an auditorium full of equally lifeless, soulless people sit rigidly in their chairs and watch with rapt attention. Obviously the movie culminates with the protagonist being brutally and horrifically killed and then cannibalized while this woman recites her poetry/lecture in that soulless, lifeless tone. After we finished watching the video of Anne Carson reciting her poem, my husband asked me if we were better for having watched it. Had our lives been in any way edified or improved by it? I told him, "Yes." youtu.be/HmJJpR_bP74?si=hPbb…
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We have a magnet on our refrigerator of "The Scream" by Edvard Munch but with the man in the painting replaced with a hamster. While Anne Carson recited her poem, I found my gaze drawn to this picture, and I stared at it with an attention and curiosity I had never given it before. I found myself filled with, almost to the point of being consumed by, the question, "Why is the hamster screaming?" But, by the time Anne Carson reached the end of her poem I understood why--I knew why in the most profound, instinctive, and visceral way it is possible to know something. So, yes, Anne Carson's poetry did leave me better off. I now know why the hamster screams.
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Lol. When he posted this I told myself, "He's not going to just post a 'documentary' telling eveyone Lindsey Graham was gay, is he? Surely not." But, yes, he did indeed just post a video letting us all know that Lindsey Graham was gay. I'm shocked. This is such a surprise.
We’re going to drop a bombshell documentary on @TheYoungTurks tomorrow morning called The Closetocracy. Which US Senator did we catch using male escorts?
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Nice to see my fair town in the news. Important stuff this.
A pickup truck damaged a Taco Bell drive-thru in Appleton, Wisconsin, while towing another car.
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Me when an Adirondack chair mysteriously appears in the back of my car.
There is something at least slightly disconcerting about getting out of work and walking to your car and then realizing that your car isn't where you parked it but is, instead, in the parking slot next to where you parked it and is facing the opposite direction from where you left it this morning. Then when you get closer and open the door you're confronted with the sight of a wooden Adirondack chair secured in the back of your car, an Adirondack chair you're 95% certain wasn't there when you got to work this morning at 6am. Then you realize you don't have room for your kids but you have to pick them up from school, so you have to rush home and drop off this mysterious Adirondack chair before rushing over to school, but thankfully with all that rushing you're not to late and are only one or two spaces behind where you normally start out in the pickup line, and you have a mysterious Adirondack chair waiting for you at home.
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There is something at least slightly disconcerting about getting out of work and walking to your car and then realizing that your car isn't where you parked it but is, instead, in the parking slot next to where you parked it and is facing the opposite direction from where you left it this morning. Then when you get closer and open the door you're confronted with the sight of a wooden Adirondack chair secured in the back of your car, an Adirondack chair you're 95% certain wasn't there when you got to work this morning at 6am. Then you realize you don't have room for your kids but you have to pick them up from school, so you have to rush home and drop off this mysterious Adirondack chair before rushing over to school, but thankfully with all that rushing you're not to late and are only one or two spaces behind where you normally start out in the pickup line, and you have a mysterious Adirondack chair waiting for you at home.
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Just watched "Seven Brides For Seven Brothers" yesterday. This is basically what they did--clean themselves up, make their house presentable, make eye-contact, and be nice to the girls at the barn raising. Even kidnapping the girls didn't stop these techniques from working.
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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When I was a teen I was frustrated with school so I jokingly wrote a "poem" expressing that frustration in a ridiculous, over-the-top, angsty style. Every day on a piece of paper next to the family computer I would add another line until eventually this masterpiece was completed. It went roughly like this.... From everywhere and nowhere My silent screams Echo across the aether Why does school suck To such a high degree? You could take a railway spike to my brain And it would still hurt less than this Ah Ah Ah The pain Never in a million years did I think anyone would ever look at a "poem" that bad and that absurdly emotional as anything other than the obvious joke that it was. And, indeed, those of my siblings who saw it recognized its risible nature. However, my mother found it one day and she was extremely troubled that one of her children had written such a dark thing expressing such dark emotions, and with a certain degree of franticness, she went to each of her children who were old enough to have plausibly written it to find out who had done it. Eventually she got to me, and I explained to her that, yes, I was the one who wrote "the poem" but that it was clearly a joke as evidenced by the fact that (a) it was terrible and (b) the negativity expressed in it was far too over-the-top to legitimately express the school experience of an 8th or 9th grader (however much I did actually hate school). Looking back on this, I think there is something admirable and understandable in my mother taking that poem seriously and not recognizing that it was a joke. She was reading it through the lens of a mother who had a responsibility to care for her children and help them if/when they were struggling so she had some duty to dig further into matters that other people could easily dismiss as a joke. Having said all that, the Nobel Prize Committee is not Anne Carson's mother so it's a little less understandable why they have taken her "poetry" seriously.
Just in! New Nobel Prize laureate in literature Anne Carson stands surprised in her kitchen in Reykjavík, Iceland. Stay tuned for our exclusive interview with her coming soon. Join us in congratulating our 2026 literature laureate - send your greetings in the comments.
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Anne Carson's poetry is not going down that well in the Anderson household.... ME (reading from the internet): "Anne Carson won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2026 for her 'bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature.'" HUSBAND: "Um...No. It's angsty leftwing feminist beat poetry." He proceeds to go on a five minute explanation of what he looks for and what moves him in poetry and how Anne Carson's work does not meet that standard before concluding.... HUSBAND: "I mean it was almost like a parody of teen girl poetry someone requested from AI. 'Angsty woke feminist poetry: create that for me, ChatGPT.'" I then read it to my 14-year-old daughter. DAUGHTER (with a look of stunned confusion mixed with scorn): "Bro needs help. It sounds like she could benefit from some emotional therapy."
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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The real AI crash is when people discover that actually their inability to create, produce, and succeed was always a limitation in themselves that no helpful tool is ever going to fix
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Can’t wait to watch it.
Marvel has announced a new spy thriller series ‘ZODIAC’. Releasing in 2028.
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