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Skiing is the ultimate scam.
Y’all are gonna go where it’s COLD to WORKOUT and call it a vacation?!?
Fraud. – at Manhattan, NY
“And you wanna scream
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
You showed me colors
You know I can't see with anyone else”
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I went to @HomeGoods with my husband last weekend.
Husband: “What are we here for?”
Me: “Serotonin.”
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Guess Zach saw Greer as more of a Buda-PEST… #TheBachelor
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One thing about me, I will never hate myself enough to start doing ice baths.
Good for y’all though.
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Hey guys, I was laughing because my guy friend’s friend was crying and I thought he was crying out of happiness because he was an eagles fan.
Turned out he got broken up with today and saw me laughing and ran to the bathroom.
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Nothing will ever be funnier than my fiancé sprinting to get into the photo at my friend’s rehearsal dinner. 😂
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