Joined December 2011
check out time 3 minutes after it opened? #youaintswift
I preordered the iPhone Duo at 8:03 AM on day one. My delivery still says November. Meanwhile, Apple has reopened store pickup reservations, meaning someone could walk in and get theirs before me. 😂 What exactly was the advantage of preordering? macrumors.com/2026/10/24/app…
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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What sort of trip do you have to be on to even slightly pretend the Wii U was better than both of the Switch consoles. All these people that whine about themes on the switch don’t understand how good they have it to just have a nice almost advertisement free console OS in 2026
Most recently, the Switch and Switch 2. The Wii U was objectively better in so many ways—going on 10 years since the Switch launched, booting one up is a depressing experience. Black or white, no MiiVerse, the overall silence is so oppressive.
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Saw The Devils at the BFI last night, that's right two films one after another
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Saw the Ali G film if you can believe it.
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You have to be one of the biggest fucking morons on the entire planet to buy this
What’s actually going on in Ukraine is that there is a massive incentive difference between the elites and the people. The former have grown very rich off the hundreds of billions flowing to Ukraine, while the latter’s children are conscripted to die in trenches.
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Jackapots Funnies retweeted
Elon Musk is having a total meltdown, just lying his ass off in the most ridiculous ways imaginable about Ukraine today. Absurd and crazy Russian propaganda, one after another. What else from the biggest welfare recipient and immigration fraudster ever in our history?
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If music's so fucking good why was there never a Death Grips 2
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Why did Ethan give this guy the easiest home run ever ffs 😹😹
JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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this slander is so good i could die
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This is actually a fucking nightmare for anyone with a brain
Elon Musk has reportedly invested around $1 billion into Skydance (the merged Warner Bros/Paramount company). (Source: semafor.com/article/10/22/20…)
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Back when Elon Musk was running doge one of his criticisms of government spending was that they were intending to pay for greater internet infrastructure rather just using Starlink to connect everyone. Lol.
SpaceX Investor @GerberKawasaki tells me he’s not only “disgusted…from a humanity perspective” by restrictions on Starlink in Ukraine, but also: “…they've given everybody a reason not to use Starlink, that Starlink isn't reliable for national security for anybody but Trump.”
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Why would a single human being queue for a game in 2026 when you can preinstall it and play it at midnight. I swear most people complaining about no midnight launches in 2026 are harkening back to an era from 10+ years ago long before installing every game was a necessity.
This shit pisses me off more than it probably should. I’m not a fan of gta at all and I’ve never been because of my own personal moral compass. But the fact that one of the biggest games of all times won’t get a physical release and a midnight is just so irritating.
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I'd genuinely hate it so much if I had to physically swap my games around this much in 2026 I'll never understand how anyone could be fucked. #DIGITALDOWNLOADEVERYTHINGGANG
Nah. I'm happy and have been for a year and a half
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Mfs be like “you don’t understand, the weapon breaking mechanic in BOTW is so bad I haven’t even played the game” and you’re supposed to take them seriously 😹
Replying to @jackapots
One of the several reasons I still haven’t played either switch game is the weapon breaking mechanic.
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It genuinely makes no sense to me that A24 films do not get released in the UK at the same time as America
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3 hours of non issues for anyone with a brain that understands patent or copyright law
Nintendo fans treating like if Nintendo was some kind of saint and Sony is the real worst company ever, where there's literally a 3 HOUR video of charlie explaining the horrible shit Nintendo has done
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Sparked some very amusing BOTW discussion over the last few days. To person has played the game for 300 hours. 'you must like it' 'Nope'
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I actually think BOTW was a very well executed game actually. I know this might be controversial to people that watched one YouTubers 3 hour long video on the topic and decided to parrot it though.
Replying to @jackapots
They weren't missteps, but the good ideas they presented were very poorly executed.
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Frankie Muniz reveals he bought downtown LA parking lots that skyrocketed in value and generated massive cash flow with zero overhead "I owned some parking lots in downtown LA." "Then you know downtown LA from, I don't know, 2002, there was really nothing there, and now it became like a pretty trendy, there's so much down there. So they did really well there." "You have like one or two employees who take money all day from cars. There's no overhead. Every once in a while they paint the lines."
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