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A few years ago I was into some show where guys acted like jackasses. I think it was called Dumbass.

Joined March 2009
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Decision Desk HQ projects Amy Acton wins the OH Governor General #DecisionMade: 10:30 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Where is the Danhausen basket ball ring
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Disagreement is a healthy and necessary part of our democracy. But today, our politics reached a new low. The attack on @amyactonoh is cruel, deeply hurtful and beneath the dignity of public service. It doesn't reflect the warmth and decency of the Ohioans I know. Amy has faced adversity with remarkable resilience and grace. Throughout her life, she's shown what it means to lead with compassion and a commitment to others. Her character speaks for itself. We should expect much better from those who seek to lead us.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVA | El @Circuitcat_cat ha cerrado un acuerdo multianual con la @IndyCar. La primera carrera será en julio de 2027. La máxima categoría de monoplazas de Estados Unidos volverá a competir fuera de Norteamérica por primera vez desde 2013, con @AlexPalou como gran reclamo para la cita catalana ✍️Lo cuenta @joserealga elperiodico.com/es/deportes/…
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A trailblazer with a resume to match. Columbus NWSL welcomes the Club's inaugural General Manager, Lucy Rushton, to Columbus! 🤩 📰: bit.ly/CLBNWSLGM
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THE TRIPLE CROWN 👑 ✅
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2-1, @ColumbusCrew! The U.S. Open Cup Final will be back in Columbus on Oct 21 for the first time since 2002, when the Black & Gold won their first trophy in Club history. #Crew96
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This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
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20 PLUS IN 20 STRAIGHT 🤯 With Kelsey Mitchell’s 29 points against the Tempo today, she joins A’ja Wilson as the only two players to score 20+ points in 20 straight games 😳 #WNBA
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VAR on the way to destroy a nation’s hopes and dreams every World Cup match
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#CBJ will hire veteran coach Don Granato to join Rick Bowness' staff as an asst. He joins Trent Vogelhuber and Jared Boll. Granato, 58, was most recently head coach during #Sabrehood rebuild. Previously an asst w STL, BUF, CHI, head at US NTDP. Former player/coach w C'bus Chill.
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Desde el Brasil del 1970 no se vio nada igual 🤣
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I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently. Read more: abcnews.link/4UcMnTQ
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Sadly, he was released after just three appearances due to absolutely fucking destroying the outfield wall every time he attempted to enter a game.
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"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.
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A team in Brazil scored in just 19 seconds without a single player touching the ball, which is wild ⚽
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im a big fan of ironman. this is what i bought 🤓
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My son just found this and sent this to me. I love it. #cbj #flames
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Bem-vindo Maestro André Gomes 🎩🪄 The Crew have acquired free agent midfielder André Gomes, who most recently played for Ligue 1 side LOSC Lille and has competed with SL Benfica, Valencia CF, FC Barcelona, Everton plus Portugal’s national team. 📰: cbuscrew.com/Gomes
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