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New York, NY
Joined April 2015
Isaac Newton right before discovering gravity
I think Apple goes higher
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Will the bond market drag us to hell? Full investigation out now
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why all the fancy words?
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sat down with @TheSavBananas
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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a definitive ranking of zips
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checking the sabermetrics
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everyone has a favorite oil company, but what's the best?
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update from our mansion section
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every company is skydance
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who is the secret investment banker?
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Few understand the Bloomberg Terminal’s moat is because of its group chats.
The Bloomberg Terminal. Full investigation out now. Featuring: @HighyieldHarry @lizrhoffman @nypl and more
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sorry can’t hang out there’s a big carrot in front of me that I’ve almost got
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testing this guy's CEO knowledge
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Can I guess the CEO by the patch of their skin?
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Once you take it out of the packaging, the value plummets
Belongs in a museum
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Belongs in a museum
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a statement from Anthropic's Director of Killing People:
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🚨BREAKING: The NBA has found the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to funnel Kawhi Leonard money via third parties. • Clippers fined $30 million • Steve Ballmer must let Pablo Torre touch his head • "Pablo Torre Night" every Friday at Intuit Dome • Pablo Torre gets to commit arson on Intuit Dome • "Pablo Torre Night" every Monday at Intuit Dome • Bradley Beal renamed Pablo Torre • Pablo Torre gets to sub into games, if he wants • Pablo Torre given Inglewood, California
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new term for masturbating dropped
Vibing with my DNA 🧬
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