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@screencrushnews finale of Stranger Things has Steve and Dustin giving off Brownies vibes from Willow

@Costco you crazy.... I could take the train to Chicago for the real thing at that price – at Chaska, MN

Watching @Vikings draft with @PurpleForTheWin

Doing the Hollywood tour first thing in the morning is best, before it gets too hot and the celebrities retreat to the shade and further from the fences

"Ady, where all are your friends going for spring break?" "...Rach is going to the outer banks with her family" "Ah, Carolina" "No, Dad, her name is Rachael" – at Minnesota, USA

Millennials in the suburbs: "We're headed to Heartland Grace, over by Valley Creek and Oxbow Landing, across from the Forest Hill Shopping Galleria... yes, we're bringing little Ashliegh and Hunter along" – at Wisconsin, USA

I insist on shopping for ingredients for my next recipe, but when I get to the grocery store, basket in hand, I can't find anything I need. Ethnic foods aisle? Is it, or is it in the seasoning and marinades? – at Chaska, MN

My wife's super power is finding the lid for any piece of Tupperware

Sitting at a Caribou coffee and the guy sitting across from me insists on using Google voice search for one word queries. It's more like a strange tourrette's, "PANCAKES", "BELL", I mean "DELL" – at Chaska, MN

Fantastic week at #RyderCup    cheering on USA (loudly for @Maxhoma). But not @deniscanty because his granny is from the same place as @ShaneLowryGolf – at Massachusetts, USA

Was sitting near this guy (in the shade). He told everyone they had a free pass to go for a swim if they win. Honestly believe he thought a bunch of people would join him for a swim #RyderCup – at Massachusetts, USA

My kids are sometimes referred to as Generation Alpha, I guess it's what comes after Gen Z. Being an Excel guy, should be "Generation Ah Ah" As whenever I ask them questions about school or friends, I just get a mumbled "Ah ah" what do you mean, kid? – at Excelsior, MN

Heard a woman as she tripped at the Minnesota Zoo, and she shouted, "Scheider Blocker!" Seems perfectly normal... – at Apple Valley, MN

Wordle 798 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 – at Chaska, MN

Went to @HomeDepot today so I could add solar garden lights to the backyard, waiting for the sun to set and the suspense is killing me – at Chaska, MN

Marriage pro tip, loudly ask your dog or cat where your spouse is and wait for them to respond from somewhere on the house #politeness – at Chaska, MN

More than ever, I appreciate "Heavenly Father" today from @blobtower. Someone put this song in better words than I could, "acknowledgement that a lot of our world is God-inspired, but Human-breathed, and therefore rooted in beauty and prone to failure." youtu.be/fG8jY0EhfUE

Listening to Prince's Purple Rain while watching playoff hockey at a local bar #mnlife – at Victoria, MN

Wordle 651 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 – at Chaska, MN

STAAAP IT Minnesota, it's April already, I want to ride my bike now please – at Chaska, MN