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After over two months of waiting and praying... nothing can put into words the amount of joy and thanks my family is feeling right now to finally have our baby back. none of this wouldve been possible without youre never ending support you all showed my family. thank you ALL
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head up man. this summer’s gonna be a movie
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job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths
me: i can have a breakdown so quietly
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The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

ALT NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals
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Yesterday, my dog Milo ran away from our Airbnb in Joshua Tree. He’s a black shiba inu wearing a red collar.
I know it’s a stretch but if anyone could retweet this it would mean the world to me, thank you!
ironic the man who refused to attend my wedding because I was “ruining my life” is now kicked out of the house. we love to see it
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zoning out sometimes is not disassociation, you do not have adhd because you procrastinated one assignment, having a normal range of human emotions isn’t bipolar, being different around certain groups of friends doesn’t mean you have bpd, I could GO ONNNN
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Went to b&bw tonight to get the usual mahogany teakwood candle and i smelled it and it smells like diaper ointment now??? did they change the formula?? so upset 😢

























