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I only tweet at work

Joined February 2010
Sorry in advance.
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I’m crying Gerald had them
Replying to @_flyshorty
case in point 😭
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Everybody orders Mexican food at the same time but it’s ::my fault:: the place smells like underarms
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Men will brag on some shit they did for another woman and conveniently leave out what she had to go through to get it. I don’t wanna endure psychological warfare for some shoes and a trip to Punta Cana habibi
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Mad hours. Look at you!
i'm never really sad when ppl go to prison for long periods of time for crimes they committed. in fact, im proud because they worked to get that time!
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See Dexter decided to settle down
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That banshee hasn’t called my phone at 6 am in months. Thank god.
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In February when we say we don’t want anymore Scorpio’s, remember this tweet. Happy birthday
tell me happy birthday or i’m getting my wettest homegirl to fuck your nigga
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Yall just say anything. And I’m gonna let yall. I’m never dating another lesbian with mommy issues. Sorry.
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EVERYBODY UPDATE YOUR MEDIA RN.
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No. MEN wearing skinny jeans was the problem
skinny jeans were never the problem
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Happy me day🦂
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And this is why I don’t wanna date Yall because I never said this shit lmfao.
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🙂
How do we even know Usher wanted to tour with Beat em Down Brown? He was beating on him too!
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Actually just had a convo the other day about how I will never date someone who hates their mom again.
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Before yall start projecting I just want yall To know there’s either a pill for that or a lady you can talk to.
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Nah fr the real miss put up.
Ik people are like damn she still with that dyke 🤣 MARRIED
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It’s what I said ain’t it? Yall can tell one way but when I want proof it’s a problem?
Replying to @KW33NSOHI9H
idc to prove im gay to u lmao?? like thats what u got from this??
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Felt.
I’m not the fun nigga. You gotta be intentional with me.
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Have you seen the way people who grew up poor act around money in relationships? Okay! No thanks.
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Oh. Yall would be super mad if I said I don’t want to date someone who didn’t come from the same economic background as me.
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