Creative, mama, human 💕 Producer @china_plate_theatre, Lecturer @performerscollege & @mountviewldn BRUM, @thebbtas nominee ✈️ & 👗 =❤️👌🏽

Joined June 2021
No one from brum calls their mom ‘mum’ 👍🏽
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Wanna stop fancying a crush? Look at his retweets on insta!
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Jade Samuels retweeted
This girl at work just complimented my lip gloss. i didn't have the heart to tell her it was oil from the puff puff i just ate in the parking lot.
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Not lost on me that the median Victoria's Secret supermodel is now in her 40s
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M&S got a hold on my community like crack in the 80’s
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Everyday 🤷🏽‍♀️
Anyone working out with zero pre-workout and zero energy drinks?
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Sat in the sofa with my puppy snoring, my child happy and my niece in my lap Life looked so different a year ago What a mad hard brilliant year ❤️
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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nah i will never get tired of seeing bodak yellow performed live. what a song what a time what a woman
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give yourself the chance to meet someone new. don’t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didn’t see you as worth keeping.
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being single is getting 35,000 steps on a sunday to replace the feeling of love
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Also for the past month I’ve really upped my step count (from 8k/day to 14-15k/day) and I’ve seen big results I’ve not been as hungry as when I used to run, my muscle percentage has gone down and my fat percentage has gone up Let’s keep this going🙌🏽
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Two days ago I was in dental floss bikinis eating seafood in the sun Now on sat on sofa with the heating on full of the flu Life really does come at you fast
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Stepped off the plane FULL of cold, heated blanket and dressing hun to sleep in
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I have a Shark, I’ve had many Dysons but nothing can chat to Henry Hoover
most british people are patriotic over our plugs but i’m patriotic over this little thing - uk made, uk owned, cheap, outperforms most modern vacuums.
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I just wanna eat everything but I also wanna be snatched in my bikini 😭
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Naaaa why is an advert jumping up on every story swipe on insta 🙂
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9 hours sleep 🙃
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I fear Ross Kemp is *actually* going to murder someone by day 4 #CelebrityTraitors
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Me: I’ll only come out for one drink Me 5 hours later: #TheCelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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