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"They say, 'oh you graduated?'
No I decided I was finished."
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"We need another Vietnam. Think out their ranks a little."
@nancycartwright great delivery.
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"You'd look like a little wall-bracket."
@rickygervais to @StephenMerchant
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"You know how I should spend more time with women?!" @StephenMerchant
"And you know how I gave you that...thirty quid!"
@rickygervais
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"He actually lost Sly and the Family Stone."
@BenningtonShow
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"Tom Hardy...gets there, man!"
@ThatKevinSmith
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"I think they're all delicious!"
@bobsaget
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"It's not about having principles. It's about inventing Queeby." @nycguidovoice
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"Bye bye, Lisa Simpson."
@YeardleySmith beautiful line reading. Remember that episode?
"Rice crispy squares and tang."
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"John Stamos? He's a ten!" @RichVos
"Nathan Fillion." @bonniemcfarlane
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"Gallagher, are you racist?"
@OpieShow
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