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Based in Horsham. Proud dad of two great kids. Chartered Financial Planner. #green🌳 #techie🤓 #AFC🔴 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦

Horsham, West Sussex, UK
Joined September 2011
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You know it's a good day when a train you designed offends this individual. Achievement unlocked 😂🌈🚅🚉
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Tommy Robinson’s homophobic reaction to a Pride-liveried London train was a steaming pile of self-own. thepoke.com/2024/07/12/tommy…
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Not all hero’s wear capes. Some have gold stars on their brollies.
we had a good run at Downing Street but both and amplifiers got soaked and blown. They lasted for the moment that mattered.
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Already in tears of laughter 5 mins in! 😂😂😂 Excellent work as always @arseblog @gunnerblog
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The banana wins. It was never in doubt really.
Pleased to report there is still some life left in the banana.
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I have a banana here on my desk. It’s starting to look a bit ropey. Which will last longer; the banana or Braverman? Vote now - like for banana ignore for Braverman
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Without realising it, I’m wearing @Arsenal tracksuit bottoms, @AllBlacks shirt, a @StadeToulousain jacket and a @SanDiegoLoyal cap! Proper sports mongrel! 😂
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I quite enjoyed that! 👍
So nice… had to post it twice :)
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David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist
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A new message from the government.
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This, and watching Mark Goldridge clips has basically been my morning. 😂 @arseblog @gunnerblog
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Transfer deadline day: Keir Starmer working around the clock to offload as many left-wingers as possible.
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Excellent letter in this morning’s Times
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team.
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Nobody told me it was “Close Every Bloody Road in Sussex Day” today! 🤦‍♂️
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Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how it got there? 👀
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RICE RICE BABY Ouhh 💃 teapaw.org/D20048/status/16516190…
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Will be posting daily reminders of this objectively hilarious fact: tinyurl.com/5n8pkdzs
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Delighted with my @CountBinface miniature! Proud to be supporting our future PM (&NHS charities). Good work Sir 🫡 #GeneralElectionN0W
Where do you get your Count Binface charity mini-me? Here! countbinface.com/buy-a-minim…
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