James Cordon

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#xfactor Sorry Stevi, the Great British public must love their spaghetti.

It's happening on #xfactor vote for Stevi and #gavinandstacey will do a one off special. Reach out to Stevi on 09020 50 51 06

Believe me, vote for Stevi Ritchie on #xfactor and #gavinandstacey will do a one off special. Reach out to Stevi on 09020 50 51 06

@ClaireCater1 wow - is that the new James Bond #spoiler

We love #Homeland product placement: Toyota, Dell, Skype, Apple, Land Rover...WNTL?

I think the Brazil have earned extra time and Luiz can be goalie #thewifestillwantsabrazilian

Suarez must play the next ten games wearing a toffee apple.

Just a couple of rules. You need to sing the national anthem and you need to win.

I wonder if some players want to take part in Splash

No one gets to say goodnight to Smithy, I will let you know when the time is right.

#scd @bbcstrictly @BrendanCole @SophieEB will win.

If you get Sophie and Brendan to Brighton next week I will do Strictly 2014. You heard me right.

Is Twitter broken, it listed @ParisHilton 2nd in the similar to @barackobama list #whitehouseindisarray

Surely there are already enough tits in Homeland.

Never mind T, the autotune was not on its game tonight.

Hey shug, loving your work, @Lord_Sugar how many of your friends will give, right now, £50k to #CIN #timetogive #ChildenInNeed