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wearing a collared shirt to heb makes me feel like the president of the united states
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a life-changing burger at workhorse bar the other night has forced me after nearly 15 years of rigorous analysis to unseat crown & anchor from the top position despite the slight difference in price. it is a somber occasion for me, and for those who depend on my flawless opinions
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yeah man that’s a great idea. not
Replying to @jamesrambin
Better idea is just cancel ACL and SXSW permanently. Both are overpriced, lame and frustrate residents with traffic
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a life-changing burger at workhorse bar the other night has forced me after nearly 15 years of rigorous analysis to unseat crown & anchor from the top position despite the slight difference in price. it is a somber occasion for me, and for those who depend on my flawless opinions
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starting a campaign to move the formula one races to zilker park
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say what you will about the society depicted in idiocracy (2006), but at least they weren’t on their phones all the time. actually kind of a mixed bag in hindsight
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what?
Replying to @WalkableAustin
my brother in Christ 49th and Burnet isnt exactly 'in the heart of Austin'. getting very near the part of Austin that barely feels like Austin.
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about a year ago they redid this rail crossing with a slightly higher grade and now it launches people's cars into the air if they're driving too fast. you can find this and numerous other points of interest in the fabulous cherrywood neighborhood
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would be interesting to see what it’d take to get one of these schools to reject you. threatening to blow up the football field in your application essay might do it, but there’s still a chance they’d let you in
Wait until your kid graduates from high school with a 4.5 GPA, 32 college credits, every AP class possible, varsity athletics, volunteer hours, state-level knowledge bowl champion and is still rejected from the entire UT System. Then you’ll realize why I’m so fired up about this.
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bzzzt wrongo austin is about riding your bike between patios and perfectly timing the afternoon transition from coffee to beer
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horrifying AI image from juan in a million just came across my desk. looking into this
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they’re playing the main title theme from “escape from new york” over this footage. that’s crazy
It's 1989 in Austin and crack is whack. You're riding with APD into the city's 'drug triangle' 🚓@fox7austin
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clarksville having a bespoke small batch single-family data center is really on the nose
There are at least 596 operating and planned data centers across the state, according to Texas Tribune research. Use our lookup tool to see if you are living near an existing or planned facility. bit.ly/3T4kzjr
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they should build waterline 2 in cherrywood
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James Rambin retweeted
One 14-year-old girl dropped off by an AISD bus can get home by walking along Loop 360 with no sidewalk, an hour down a trail, or by cutting across Bull Creek and steep concrete embankments. It's the new hub system. Important story by KUT's @GretaDGV: kut.org/education/2026-09-02…
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City council candidate linking to a file saved on his desktop 👇🏼
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James Rambin retweeted
NEW: When a shrinking church sought to turn its property in a wealthy South Austin neighborhood into homes for lower-income families, neighboring homeowners tried to stop it. A new state law helped the project over the line. texastribune.org/2026/08/26/… @TexasTribune #txlege
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you'll notice they pronounce "mueller" correctly here
It's 1987 in Austin and you're tired of the noisy jets at Mueller Airport✈️(39 years ago today!) @fox7austin
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traffic, you say?
Austin neighbors want a clearer understanding about how the Dog's Head project is going to affect traffic and the Colorado River. kut.org/austin/2026-08-10/au…
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big stupid grin on my face imagining some guy moving here just to do a two hour daily commute down 71 every day
Tiny Texas town is quietly becoming one of Austin's hottest suburbs It's known for being home to the country music star's Texas ranch. Read more 🔗 bit.ly/3TnV8Jq
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