surviving not thriving

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
DON'T TELL PEOPLE THEY LOOK TIRED. EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY ARE TIRED! EVEN IF THEY ARE ASLEEP!
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I can’t wait for all my millennial friends to go big their 69th birthdays instead of their 70th. It’s. Gonna. Rule.
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Jamie Gaul Cullen retweeted
The Diva Dodgers: 💅🏼💕✨ Mookie POOKIE Max CUNTY Freddie FreeWOMAN Yoshinobu YamaMOTHER ShoBAE Ohtani Kiké HERnández Teoscar HERnández Roki SLAYsaki Chris SLAYlor Alex VesiYASSS Michael CUNTforto Tommy EdWOMAN Anthony BanDIVA
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POOKIES COME HOME. THE CHILDREN MISS YOU. 😭😭😭😭😭
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I'm sorry, but this is just too funny to ignore Had to look it up and the Angels only scored 7+ runs in 11/81 home games last year AND you have to buy something to get a free $2 taco Meanwhile Dodgers giving out free AMPM hot dogs, free Jumbo Jacks & half off Panda bowls daily
🚨 New this season 🚨 When the Angels score 7 or more runs at home, get a free The Del Taco with any purchase via the @DelTaco Del Yeah! Rewards app (additional restrictions apply).
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Shohei Ohtani, man. The biggest name in the sport. Coming to the plate with a chance to do something incredible on the night of his own MVP Bobblehead giveaway. Entire crowd stands as one hoping to see something memorable. First pitch. Bang. Legend.
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Danielle showing up to the round table every week #TheTraitorsUS
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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
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brilliant
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Me every time the AMC employee asks for my ID to use my A-list:
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Everyone is angry at the Dodgers for "throwing money" at top free agents. So with Roki Sasaki, they couldn't. The Dodgers actually had the least amount of money between every team in MLB to give Sasaki. And yet, Sasaki chose the Dodgers. What a testament to the organization.
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The Los Angeles Fire Department is doing something they’ve never done before — they’re asking anyone with firefighting experience to assist in fighting the #Palisades Fire and reach out to 213-576-8962.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
LAFD is only recalling off-duty LAFD firefighters, not “anyone with firefighting experience.” x.com/lafd/status/18…
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I can’t answer the door this time of year because I’m dressed like this
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I asked my husband if we had refried beans in the cupboard, he said no. So I bought more at the store. Curious if any other men see the refried beans in this photo?
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Patiently waiting for this series to start so I can be stressed out for 9 straight innings every game #LetsGoDodgers
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Dodgers Stadium fit tip!!! Stay skinny at games by buying a loaded baked potato, taking three bites, and dropping the rest on you pants and the floor! #fitfam
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Twitter really does the lord’s work on days like this.
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My husband can never say I don’t try and keep things very very sexy
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