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I am currently on the Las Vegas strip and I can confirm, sad emos are abound.

The woman who does my nails has called me Tammy for three months and I’m too deep in to correct her now.

I really feel seen by this.

Where do you even get that many milk crates?

I still stream on Twitch and it’s still going well, as you can see!

I couldn’t write a creative headline/subject line if my life literally depended on it.

Never tweeting but always being on Twitter is like

The new season of Fortnite is the glue holding my life together.

About to drink a super nice bottle of wine, grimace after every sip and generally not appreciate it at all.

Olivia Rodrigo really experienced feelings one time and wrote three songs about it.

Just watched a man on my flight wipe his entire face off with the complimentary Purell wipe.