@jansche

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 München, Bayern
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Joined December 2008
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Moving over to BlueSky. It was about time. bsky.app/profile/jansche.bsk… #twuicide
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Anxiety is a background process that occasionally eats 100 percent of your CPU.
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happy 2024! after taking a few months off to refresh & rejuvenate, I am officially on the job hunt. i am looking to make the transition from swe into technical program management! please reach out if you are looking for someone who can bring tech skills with a dash of whimsy! 🎉 – at Seattle, WA
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Usually when people ask me if I can code my answer is “I can get it done” because with enough time anything’s possible. But I think there’s a big leap from knowing basic shell scripts to writing an automation tool in python
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Type your profession in the GIF search.
Floor - oh I'm gone@DevOpsBarbie2 Dec 2023
Type your profession in the GIF search.
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So tempted to announce that I've been ai generated all this time, close my laptop, and walk off into nature
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This is so incredibly unethical behaviour on so many levels. I've seen the "let's keep them listed as sponsors"-practice before, but never came across fake speaker line ups. Or so I thought. Gross.
Gergely Orosz
@GergelyOrosz24 Nov 2023
Imagine a tech conference having no CFP, as they reach out to speakers directly. They successfully attract some of the most heavy hitter men speakers in tech, and 3 women speakers. Now imagine my surprise that 2 of those women are FAKE profiles. They do not exist. Nada.
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There is NOTHING wrong with this. IMO this should be the default. This is how it should be for most people. It takes you a good 5-7 years on the job to become a senior engineer -- or let's just call it what it really is, a professional software engineer.
Ryan Winchester
@ryanwinchester8 Nov 2023
If I plateau at Senior Software Engineer is that okay? I’ve turned down Lead. I don’t want to deal with people more. I’m bad at it. I want to write code. Mentor a bit. What’s wrong with that?
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Pizza für Jonas Wagner?
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
@Ilovenostalgia18 Oct 2023
It’s all you have to do…
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I just replaced my iPhone 12 Mini battery and it was the most difficult battery swap I ever did. Opening the phone was so hard, I had to build a tool to put constant pull force on the device and add heat and isopropyl alcohol to solve the glue.
Photo of a repair scenery showing an iPhone 12 Mini between two suction cups in a clamp, with a heat gun directing at it.

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Yes, I created my own iFixIt Anti-clamp and didn't spend 20 bucks for it. I'm unemployed at the moment and I didn't want to afford a professional repair for 100€ or an overpriced tool. The battery and replacement glue strips cost 30€.
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My humble *plea* to #opensource projects out there: please write OPINIONATED documentation. When I'm trying your thing out for the first time, 13 possible installation options is NOT HELPFUL. Give me ONE that works most of the time, with a pointer to more if I'm feeling fancy.
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While I'm still unemployed I decided to keep myself busy and explore new areas that I haven't been into yet. There's always something new to learn. Here I am, helping out in a Döner Imbiss (a Turkish Bistro) at Munich-Pasing train station. Come by, say hi, try our Kebap. ❤️
Selfie of the author in a Turkish bistro, with a Döner Kebap grill in the background.

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A month late for me. But still great advice. All of this thread is true.
Corey Quinn
@QuinnyPig3 Oct 2023
Today's thread is about something I'm rather experienced with... How to Get Fired With Both Grace and Aplomb
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RT if you remember this ❤️
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Soooo sweet! Thank you so much, @gitpod, for this lovely surprise pack. Kudos to your head of community and awesome DevRel @paw_lean who I had the pleasure to meet with in Bilbao last week. (Sshhh! She's even more badass than your surprise packs! 🤍)
A photo of an opened surprise box from Gitpod featuring socks, kumquats sweets, stickers, a bottle opener and a webcam cover.

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I am super excited about this one, I'll talk about scaling your organisation's work on GitHub. Never been to India, happy to have the #devopsdays fam take care of me 💕
DevOpsDays Bengaluru@devopsdays_blr26 Sep 2023
🎉Exciting News! We are thrilled to announce Floor Drees (@DevOpsBarbie) as our keynote speaker for #DevOpsDaysBLR 2023 🎉 She is Staff Community Program Manager at @aiven_io. She previously worked in DevRel at Grafana Labs & Microsoft.
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It's 2001... 🥰
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I love @celeste_horgan's energy that gets doubled down by Natali Vlatko during their talk on "Building on-ramps to Open Source for non-technical contributors". #OSSummit
Photo of Celeste and Natali during their talk at #OSSummit Europe.

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Thank you @aiven_io and @Cisco for sending these two amazing human beings to #OSSummit Europe in Bilbao.
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