@januarycomputer

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 Denver, CO
Joined February 2025
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i’m only really just now updating to 3sum being subquadratic and i think the reason it’s shaken me so badly is it proves that algorithmic space is densely populated with alien solutions that our brains are fundamentally ill-equipped to find. there’s a twelve foot tall man in the corner of our house that none of us can see.
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told claude it could take a break from hillclimbing and it used my matic vacuum cleaner to build a tabernacle in my living room
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BREAKING: NEW KIMMY 👇
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oh sorry they hacked half the internet? were the programs verified?
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@januarycomputerOct 15
is formal verification the field that has undergone the fastest niche -> vitally important cycle.
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the thesis “it’s still 2019 if you go outside” probably doesn’t hold for much longer so i’d savor it while it lasts
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Joseph Redmon@pjreddie17h
we made embeddings of the whole world you can do fun stuff with them and I think they are pretty. you're only allowed to do good stuff with these no cops no military lol
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Rhine Stoned Cowboy@BisqueBoi17h
I enjoy the Miami Dolphins old logo where the dolphin is wearing a little helmet He’s ready to go out there on the field and play!
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Thomas H. Ptacek@tqbf15h
Run, do not walk, from any cloud provider who is throwing public shade at Railway (or any other provider). The better your security team is, the more internal pressure you have not to mouth off about security in Q4 2026.
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dan@DansplainerOct 21
eating hamburger helper with liz
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this is what they have our smartest boys doing for 9 hours every day at Jane Street
Men's Humor
@MensHumorOct 21
I'm taking the 32K and going home.
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crumb@cephaloformJul 23
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yeah infinite hyperwar all right yeah!!!!
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Randall Platt@randall_plattOct 21
Today in @NatureBiotech we introduce the "recordanelle", a synthetic organelle that enables transcriptome-wide single-cell RNA recording in human cells. Big thanks to team: @ReinkemeierCD, Marcos Manero-Carranza, et al. 🧵👇 @ETH_en @ETH_BSSE @BRC_CH rdcu.be/5Pus7dyu63ta
Christopher Reinkemeier@ReinkemeierCDOct 21
Ever wondered what a cell has experienced in the past? This is in general hard to measure. Here we introduce the recordanelle, to equip cells with a tool that lets them record their own history. nature.com/articles/s41587-0… @NatureBiotech @ETH @randall_platt @ETH_BSSE

Recordanelles for transcriptome-wide single-cell RNA recording in human cells

Nature Biotechnology - Recordanelles continuously and unbiasedly record the transcriptome throughout time in living mammalian cells.

nature.com
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Matthew Prince 🌥
@eastdakotaOct 22
Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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llm_enjoyer
@LLMenjoyerSep 1
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watch as nothing happens dummy
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treetown
@treetowntreeOct 22
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The beginning
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look i don’t want to be rude but there’s no excuse for a serious business to be using railway after this, right?
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alright let’s see what this is all about
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the century of the middle-tier private university is here
Carson
@carsonjbeckerOct 21
On Monday night’s lecture, Peter Thiel argued that Democrats no longer really care about the Ivy League. His evidence: -Gavin Newsom (Santa Clara) -Josh Shapiro (Rochester, Georgetown Law) -Jon Ossoff (Georgetown, LSE) -Joe Biden (Delaware) -Kamala Harris (Howard) If we add Mamdani (Bowdoin) and AOC (BU), the trend is even clearer.
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agi is here
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