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Joined January 2013
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Put up my favorite NBA futures on the @FanDuel NBA page - they’re offering profit boosts on 7 diff types of future bets. My fav: Bos 50+ wins / Hou 45+ wins — that’s +120 Long shot: OKC/Indy Finals 30-1…. The rematch! #fdpartner
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are back in the UK! Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have made their first joint appearance since moving back across the pond in August. 👑
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Big Trouble in Little China (1986) 🎬
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Dan Harmon's brain is atrophied.
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Is the '26 season about to prove John Harbaugh & Mike Tomlin were responsible for holding their teams back? Both of 'em? Neither? Asked @TyDunne on the latest Football America! How say you? @LeBatardShow | @DKSports
NEW FA! Mt Lombardi: AFC/NFC North playoff teams 🏈@TyDunne on Kyler's Vikes, Burrow's Bengals & Ravens camp vibes 🏈@TimBenzPGH on McCarthy's high ceiling v Tomlin's high floor, Allar/Howard & what if Loop had made that FG? 🍎: tinyurl.com/nzp3v2rt 🟢: tinyurl.com/ypbx4w5a
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The beloved children's series hits the big screen in 'CoComelon: The Movie,' in theaters on Feb. 19. SZA, Nicholas Hoult, Ike Barinholtz, Sarah Sherman, Ego Nwodim, Josh Johnson, Matthew Friend, Rhys Darby and Cristo Fernández fill out the all-star voice cast. youtube.com/watch?v=NhaXAnY_…
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NEW DATES ADDED TO RICKY GERVAIS' LEGEND TOUR ‼️ And you can get access to exclusive seats via Dutch Barn Vodka. Buy a Dutch Barn Legend Bundle before Friday at 9am* and you'll receive: - A bottle of Dutch Barn Vodka - A 6-pack of canned cocktails - Access to purchase two tickets from a dedicated allocation of exclusive seats for Ricky Gervais' Legend tour at @o2apollomanc on Monday 12th October 2026. Buy the bundle, and we'll send you your unique access link to purchase tickets. 🔗 dutchbarn.com/products/the-l… *Available until Friday 17th July at 9am or whilst stock lasts. Codes will not be included in your order confirmation. You'll receive a follow-up email after this containing your unique access code. This may take up to an hour.
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Frozen yogurt is indisputably back. Read about its latest iteration. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/wB…
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Vozinha 40 años Electricista de día y portero titular de Cabo Verde de noche
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In just ~90 seconds, without KAT or Brunson on the floor, the Spurs just went -4 during Kornet’s 3Q minutes. Wemby subbed right back in. That makes 6 of 7 sequences, and there is enough sample size to argue this is where the series was won/lost if the Knicks win.
Spurs go -5 in those 2.5 Kornet-for-Wemby minutes, yet again. That makes 5 of 6 negative sequences this series thus far.
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The war in Iran was a strategic and political failure for both the U.S. and Israel, an expert on the Middle East says. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/UQ…
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“Spirit flaunted a low-cost model, with some domestic flights costing less than a cab to the airport. The experience was purely, aggressively functional. From Point A to Point B,” Doreen St. Félix writes. “If Pan American Airways represented, at its height, victory and suavity, the country achieving a kind of European state of grace, then Spirit was the exact opposite—synonymous with the rowdy and the rude at the heart of the American character.” Now, following one failed government bailout and a couple of failed mergers, the airline is closing its distinctive canary-yellow doors for good, leaving 17,000 workers in need of employment, and thousands of customers awaiting refunds. Read more about the death of Spirit Airlines: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/p0…
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"The protocol is, before the game, you meet at halfcourt, anybody ever see that before? The two coaches meet at halfcourt and they shake hands... they announce it on the loud speaker. I waited there for like three minutes." - Geno Auriemma
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Joel McHale emotionally remembers James Van Der Beek, praising him as "the rare combination of insanely talented, insanely handsome and kind."
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The perks of being engaged to singers! ‘56 Days’ co-stars are totally ready to enlist Dove’s fiancé, Damiano David, and Avan’s fiancée, Halsey, to sing at their weddings. 🎤💍
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🔥 50 years ago, George Foreman and Ron Lyle threw down in the ultimate heavyweight slugfest between authentic knockout punchers. I spoke to Big George about that fight for Ring Magazine in 2016. What a man he was! 🇺🇸🥊🇺🇸 ringmagazine.com/en/news/geo…
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“I hadn’t partaken in 20 years, but if you got some five hour stuff, let me know. Stop saying this stuff.” 💀 Michael Irvin has had enough of the allegations 😂 A new episode of The White House with @MichaelIrvin88 is now on Netflix.
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Ahead of ‘Scary Movie 6,' Regina Hall is dishing on what makes Brenda so iconic — and why she and Anna Faris were "the original Cynthia and Ariana." 🤣
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Ya love to see it @jalyx_hunt | #ProBowlVote
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