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Not overfilling an ad with five different messages from the poll. For God’s sake let the art breathe.
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#ChicagoBears @ColeKmet now over 3000 career yards receiving… appropriately on the night they honor Coach, Kmet joins Mike Ditka as the only TEs in Chicago franchise history with 3000+ receiving yards.
Absurd amount of penalties tonight. Also why do we still have Santos? #DaBears
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The best ending to a 30 for 30: the 1985 Bears. When players are asked if they would have to do it all over again even with the aches and pains that follow, they would in a blink.
With a Buddy Ryan letter, Mike Ditka love and respect, and Moneyball music (The Mighty Rio Grande).
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After the Bears fired him in 1993, Ditka made a cameo appearance on the SNL cold open with the Superfans. What a loss.
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Museu Marítim de Barcelona has a full scale replica of John of Austria's flagship Real at the Battle of Lepanto in 1571.
For the battle of Lepanto, this war galley would have been crowded with around 650-700 men (230-290 rowers and 400 soldiers).
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My daughter's middle school has the most direct fundraising strategy and I'm here for it.
We can skip the whole charade.
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Look at the sheer scale of the Battle of Lepanto in 1571!
There were roughly 450-500 war galleys in total.
In the thread bellow you can read about how galley warfare was conducted in 16th century.
I still miss my Jag but only an ownership change could bring me back.
Jaguar killed itself. No villain required, no recession to blame, no supply chain disruption to hide behind. Tata Motors bought a fading but salvageable brand in 2008 for $2.3 billion and spent the next fifteen years turning it into a case study in how to destroy capital.
The rebranding campaign of late 2024 was the public execution. Jaguar dropped its leaping cat logo, fired its entire existing customer demographic via press release, and replaced a century of racing heritage with a pastel-colored advertisement featuring zero cars. The marketing team apparently decided the path to profitability ran directly through alienating the people who actually bought Jaguars. Brilliant.
The rebrand was just the visible wound. The rot started earlier. Jaguar spent years producing vehicles with reliability ratings that made Land Rover look like a Swiss watch, while charging Mercedes money for the privilege. The F-Pace, the E-Pace, the I-Pace: each one a beautiful object that dealers apologized for in advance. You bought the badge and got a subscription to your mechanic's vacation fund.
The pivot to an all-electric lineup, announced with great fanfare in 2021, then delayed, then sort-of-delayed-again, captured everything wrong with a company led by government subsidy chasers rather than engineers. Jaguar chased EV tax credits and green virtue points instead of fixing the fundamental problem. Nobody trusted the cars.
Markets are merciless precisely because they are honest. Customers stopped buying, and no amount of rebranding or regulatory coddling reversed that verdict. Capital allocated to a brand that cannot hold a customer is capital destroyed. Tata learned this lesson expensively. You, having never bought the car, learned it for free.
The ad campaign is just a sign on the door that reads, "This company is woke trash." The real rot lies beneath the surface. Firing the marketing agency won't change that.
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When I’m watching the Hammond Bears in 2060 and my grandson asks me what the Case Keenum Game was like
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I think Andrew Jackson would have immediately understood the arrangements in Knoxville today
At his 1829 inauguration the crowd got so enormous that his staff had to put tubs of whiskey and orange punch outside the White House to get everybody out of the building
200 years later Tennessee is offering half-priced alcohol at 9 AM to get everybody into Neyland Stadium before the President arrives
We have made some logistical improvements but the basic Tennessee approach remains intact
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The bad news is that Alex Bregman broke his face and Caleb William’s hamstring exploded within moments of one another. The good news is that we’re all gonna die some day
































