JT

Good stuff this

SGA falling down every time he shoots is honestly sad I feel sorry for him

Every single time I leave my house I get a notification moments later saying that my package had been delivered

1 or 2 ?

My toxic trait is seeing if you’ve made it home safely whilst I’m safe and sound in bed and falling immediately asleep without hearing the result

He’s somehow outdone himself

Wholesome

My friend has pictures of rats worth more than many people’s net worth

Gram Parsons wrote Wild Horses and sold it for a balloon

Why didn’t Popeyes get the Michelin star nod

Should I just get that shirt, dig out old wire frames and try Alec from Beetlejuice or

I miss Frankie’s

Just saw a man approach his family at the grocery store and said, “hey, where are y’all at??”

Heating up food is a fine art

Finally bested a cockroach after a 20 minute bout & yet… I still feel like I lost

Had to retire a great pair of socks today 🫡

Dubonds

Where is my Italian wife at

Iced cream is unbelievably good

My fav pastime is proclaiming I’m hungry and that we should go eat dinner after eating my weight in food