I keep it light here and delete my tweets frequently.

Joined April 2012
The fact that so many self-proclaimed experts who make a living on polling and elections accepted fake results is really striking.
[extremely fake voice:] hello, New York Times? My name is Steve Pollingfirm. My wife and I run the Pollingfirm & Pollingfirm Polling Firm and we would like you to publish our new poll that shows Abdul El-Sayed up 75 points. Wait, you will? Seriously??
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Polybius smiles wanly and whispers, "Told you so."
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Hey--I started a new RCP Substack. It's called "Poll Vault." It's where all of my RCP analysis will be from here on out. Publishing close to daily between now and election night. Be sure and check it out (and RT to help spread the word)! pollvault.substack.com/p/welโ€ฆ
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I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. Hill issue.
The pickle is bland. Dill issue.
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Could tweak here or there but this is more or less my music from 1994-2026
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