jason

Did you guys buy blue underwear for this or does everyone just have blue underwear should I go buy blue underwear

the butterfly wings of sabrina carpenter filming in a church lmao

Prepare for trouble & pay your grunts double

“what’re you into” idk a blue wave and never having to answer this question again and oh yeah maybe like a little kiss on the lips from another faggot

gravy on canadas drag race WE WON

is it abundantly clear that I’m having a third-life crisis or am I hiding it well by only posting thirst traps and talking about it incessantly

was briefly trapped in a few mirrors during my stay at a haunted hotel

people you may know on TikTok and it’s a literal model from a different city that could be gay but was absolutely born in 2002

I accidentally got too stoned by just hitting my pen a bunch like really going to town oh yeah and an edible

Oops! The Sadness™️ is Back! Limited Time Only While Supplies Last

at the start of every pokemon champions regulation I make the most fuckass team & think I really cooked bc I know about type matchups and fake out but then I get deeply and utterly humiliated in masterball 4