Honorary Sean Connery. Los Angeles writer, improviser, lawyer and Manchester United supporter.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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yo join me and @LowKeyUHTN on IG LIVE at 11:30pm EST for The Recap of tonights Mannie Fresh vs scott storch battle!
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Forget NY, NJ and Ct, nobody should be going anywhere for the next two weeks. Shut the country down and test. NOW!!
#stayhome
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James Caan (Sonny Corleone).
The Godfather.
After having been riddled with bullets, one well deserves a rest.
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John Lennon got shot and died.
Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini.
Not even a contest.
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There are a lot of bad things happening in the world right now, but Vinny from Jersey Shore turning his Instagram account into a Coronavirus educational resource isn’t one of those bad things.
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"I'm trying to socially distance, but I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!"
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Welp, Oprah is the top trend in the United States because QAnon people completely made up that she was arrested as part of their fictitious baby eating ring.
These people's delusions are extremely unwelcome at this moment.
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Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.
