Things that were great but now suck.
Taco Bell
Infiniti
Southwest Airlines
Airport Lounges
Papa John’s
France
Target
What did I miss?
Residential agents introduce themselves like renaissance nobility.
This is Sally Hunter on the John Gables home services Greater Barrow County team at KW Commercial.
Just state the address and tenant use so I can deny your event hall / vape shop / auto dealer.
As a listing agent, never mark a property as “under contract”.
Not all deals close and you are pushing away potential buyers.
Also, never publicly celebrate an LOI, you dolt.
Signs someone has great credit:
- Costco membership
- Drives a Honda, Toyota, or Tesla
- Flys Southwest
- Went to in-state public college
- Minimal designer clothing
What did I miss?
100 transactions in 2026!
Excited to share Rise Property Group has completed over 100 sale and lease transactions through the first three quarters of the year.
Let’s go!!
I’d rather attend a monster truck rally.
Same level of intelligence and deal making but at least you get to see monster trucks.
A successful resimercial agent is like a Hall of Fame QB on the New York Jets.
Not impossible but it’s been 50 years and unlikely anytime soon.
CRE Agent - “please share info on 1000 Kennesaw Dr”
Residential Agent - “Hi this is Tonya McTaylor, I’m on the Katie Bell and Son home services team at KW Residential North River, I wanted to call you about a property”
It’s obvious from the first word.
Becoming an out of state Tennessee broker is 100x harder than applying to the University of Tenneseee as an undergrad.
Nothing say I’m a “rugged individual” like having a lifted truck that won’t fit into parking decks.
It’s the biggest idiot award if you live in a city.
Developer : We want to turn a dive bar and parking lot into 350 apartments!
Urbanist : How many of those units will be affordable?
Developer : How many affordable units did the parking lot provide?
Top College Towns:
1. Athens, GA (by a mile)
2. Oxford, MS
3. Columbus, OH
4. Madison, WI
5. Boulder, CO
What did I miss?
Why does Loopnet so full of shit?
4,000,000 views on a warehouse listing is a diabolical lie.
Why is no one held accountable for these insane claims?