Decent CMO. Poor batting coach. Also: The views expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of my employer, Battery Ventures.

Still on mute
Joined January 2009
Your hour meeting requires 30 minutes. Your 30-minute meeting can be done in 15. Your half-day offsite, however, probably needs a full day.
17
88
19
374
Joe Chernov retweeted
Introducing Lindy Assistant, the ultimate AI assistant. It talks with you through iMessage, connects to 100s of apps, helps you with your meetings and emails, and proactively finds ways to save you time all day. Check out some examples of ways Lindy assistant helps below.
196
59
141
754
745,278
Joe Chernov retweeted
Posting with zero context
41
31
7
1,157
84,282
Joe Chernov retweeted
The greatest remedy for anger is delay. —Seneca
4
9
78
12,670
Promo code: 1DAYONLY for 50% off regular price any and all items. theskimonster.com (curious how much this code will get used... lets find out!) Code expires 830am March 30th.
8
6
1
26
4,932
I can't wait for the Tesla house, where you wake up in the morning and a software designer has arbitrarily rearranged your furniture overnight.
4
585
Pendo.io acquires Zelta AI -- an AI-powered customer intelligence solution -- to help product- and product-adjacent teams find feedback patterns in unstructured data from disparate sources. pendo.io/pendo-blog/pendo-an…
2
387
Joe Chernov retweeted
Naval Ravikant: if you cannot decide, the answer is no.
2
10
25
16,525
Whatever happened to those murder hornets?
1
1
405
Watching @pitchfork editors' Top 5 albums of the year videos is like, "Ragu is really hitting their stride right now. They have a Uranium Moss vibe, but they take it to another level entirely when Sunbeam de Luna plays her quintessential Bassoon solo.
1
1
631
In this podcast with @columnfive I talk about where good ideas go to die, why being afraid to get fired will get you fired, and a bunch of ways B2B marketing is evolving. (And remember, not listening is tantamount to blackmail according to X's honcho.) open.spotify.com/episode/0Dj…
2
3
719
Guys, I'm beginning to wonder if the sun is starting to set on the Patriots Dynasty.
2
2
1,113
The Brobdingnagian genius @ValaAfshar strikes again
Smart people use simple language, because we mostly hear what we understand.
1
601
This is going to be fun -- Pendo "Collabs" -- unexpected brand collaborations to shine a light on innovation and creativity. youtube.com/shorts/J75vqD5-3…
1
409
Greatest store in the world turns 9. Throws open doors for a party. Great time, though I expected more moustaches.
1
1
13
2,027
Sometimes I find myself thinking a good, strong marriage can survive anything except moving furniture together.
3
434
Is there any sound more maddening than end-of-life windshield wipers?
3
683
I will always find it amusing that GenX normalized everything as a subscription when we were raised to fear what would happen if you took the bait in a cassette-a-month promotion.
1
5
673
Joe Chernov retweeted
We’ve got some BIG news… 👀 The one and only 💥Big Boi💥 will be headlining Pendopalooza at #Pendomonium! With 7️⃣ GRAMMY Awards and numerous Billboard-topping hits under his belt—we’re thrilled to have Big Boi joining us to celebrate All Night 🤩 bit.ly/3Ekxzqi
1
3
1
7
1,206