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Shirley fawning over anyone with a penis #strictly

What is this stupid ITV dancing on ice or DWTS style gimmick of 3 couples being in the bottom and vote to elim. Do me a favour. We want classic SCD back and take couples choice with you. #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Vito in those pink shorts oh my I’m pregnant #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

Flesh not winning the challenge and not even being top 2. Sorry what???? #dragraceUK

The epitome of the #NHS is the heating being on full blast in the summer. Comes to the cold weather and of course the heating is off.

The series hasn’t even started yet but this “twist” just made choose not to even bother watching #BBUK

Not the producers stepping in and telling lucky to say you’re going to have to pull out and say you’ve got a bug cos ya drag is that diabolical #dragraceuk

God Twitter really is a cesspit these days

If you don’t work Monday to Friday there’s no reason for you to be out clogging up the shops. I said what I said

Drag race queens on here are so messy

Coco, no neck bitch, you ain’t ever guna win. Sent me to the moon. The best rappin roast yet #dragrace #downundervstheworld

Another fab London pride parade

Showing the god squad what they’re missing #pride

And why didn’t joey win the challenge❓#allstars

It’s 7am how are people already stinking like minced beef and onion on the tube

How come baby ivy’s had a skin fade she had a full head of hair yesterday #eastenders

I feel like I’ve been mowed down by a train. Hoopla hangover age 32