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Man crushed by bus

I take my coffee with 5 squirts of sriracha and nothing else 😅 #woodworkingtwt

Much love to everyone on here who made me feel special for my birthday ❤️

Everybody thought I was eating sand. But all I was doing was breaking down rocks into a granular material over thousands of years

Put some respect on her name

I’m sick as fuck today I already had 2 throat goat teas

When an aphid lands on your phone it’s like hey man I fw you but I’m tryna use this

I don’t like to use derogatory language but let’s just say this chick lives in apartment 23

2027 we’re making everybody wear glasses

The sick get sicker

I’m getting reports that Texas turned blue, whereas before it was mostly a light tan sort of color

I gotta blow off some steam where’s Ariel Pink

Nah cause we really got mayor mario before gta 6 😭 @nbcsnl @FallonTonight @TheDailyShow @theonion @BarstoolComedy

I am unable to vote as a result of my ADHD

So just take a picture of your toilet and say do the poop work

If white people sold plates

I hate sapiosexual Halloween

What do you mean you haven’t heard of eight inches and thick

I’m making this post to warn everybody that my birthday is on Wednesday

Do not block me I will come to your house inside a DoorDash robot

Somebody ask me how I feel right now