Joey Blaha

having some interdimensional difficulties.

why is it only lesbians that put rainbow stickers on their car?

my promotion means new hours, and new hours means the bus stop that is usually baking in the sun is now covered in shade. #thelittlethings

hello colfax and downing bus stop at 5am. I'm not going to miss you at all.

you're the only man left in the world.

That awkward moment when you realize you left your blue blockers at work and will spend the rest of the nite hoping nobody eats them.

He was a wizard, it's the only option.

I'm finding it hard to exist today.

well sauce my chicken.

six more days of working seven days a week!

you REALLY don't feel that?

Where the hell did I think I was?

ermahgerd mems make me want to bash in my own skull.

if i didn't singe my nose hair on such a consistent basis, it would probably be pretty cray. #420

that's a dense horde

I swear I'm not a prick...you just can't smile back with a toothpick in your mouth without looking #crazy

aggravated prostitution?

why does shannen doherety have to be such a bitch?