i’m not jeff hoffman. "college" "student". i’m GREAT at fantasy football, i miss ranger suarez. nearly 650 elo. ousmane kromah diehard.
Miami Beach, FL
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When you think it can’t get worse, life will always find a way. There is no up from here. Only horizontal shifts at the bottom or… Why oh why? What have I done wrong to you God. Please. All I want is a good fantasy team and Michael Wilson to be healthy and to have lots of money
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#burnt We as a society need to get off Rob Run and get back on the counter strike. We as a society need to forget. Never forget 9/11. #RipCartBeforeClassThursday #RCBCT
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Bruh you just gotta own up to this shit. We all saw the poop in your pants! The more you deny the more embarrassing it is. Cmon James. Just tell us you shit yourself and that your a NFL player who can’t always go to a bathroom when he needs, it’s alright.
James Cook responded to speculation that he had an accident during the Bills’ win over the Vikings 😅
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Jeds Answer (correct): yes because one will get hungry and choose death by steak over starvation. Goldman Sachs dumb asf if they’re asking cake questions like this. Instead ask this: Gay son or Thot Daughter?
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Crazy that Uzi used to give random people the best features of all time. Every single time. Carry King
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We arise on this fine Tuesday and we thank god for the sun and the stars and the food on our table. We only ask one thing of him today… BEAT UF
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The fact Lyft and Uber surge charge in college towns is a disgrace to what their apps are meant to do. Complete money grubbing and are no longer trying to curb drunk driving
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If someone Venmoes me 10$ I’ll turn it into 550 for myself through hard rock sports. Trust me. You’ll get your 10$ + a little extra unless I don’t hit, then the money is gone
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There’s no team in sports like the jets🤣 sorry franchise… worse than the Marlins!! 🤣🤣🤣
Jets OC Frank Reich on the Jets RB duo:
"It's a great problem to have. You got two No. 1 backs. Breece is obviously the bell cow -- he's our guy -- but it'll be a mix. And as far as hot hand, not hot hand, I think that's always an in-game, feel thing."
(@RichCimini)
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(Not) Jeff Hoffman retweeted
What MLB isn't mentioning
-Cap is hard but floor is soft. Teams can sit at 90% for 3 years
-Salaries go up every year. Skipping a year and claiming payroll jump is fugazzi
-Cap includes salary AND player benefits
-More secrecy on "baseball revenue"
Don't fall for the Cap-aganda
