The glass is half full but the water could taste better. Also I like butter. Designer Coder Traveller Former @Xero
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Spent too long in America! Ordered a coffee and said my name was Jeffrey and she wrote Jessica instead
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JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I PROMISE ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX EVERYTHING ONE MORE LANE BRO PLEASE I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE
America Is so American. My Uber driver would not stop talking about the Illuminati and how they built a secret church beneath the airport where they perform satanic rituals with illegal immigrants
Leaving Bogotá today. Excited to go somewhere where the tap water is safe to drink! My insides have been a slip & slide for weeks
So my Spanish is a little rusty! Yesterday I asked the waitress if there were human bones in the fish and chips. She stared at me and repeated “Human bones? Human bones?”
On my way to the Galapagos. Masks still mandatory on Avianca flights. I didn’t have one so I bought a black one at the gate for $1USD
Heard a commotion last night and saw a couple get mugged and beaten up outside my window in Curacao 😬 The police came after ten minutes and helped them. I think it’s the first time in my life I’ve been a witness to a violent public crime
I’m in Curacao. When ordering food I say my name is Jeff and they write Chad. I’ve been asked many times if I’m from the Uk
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India is home to some of the most beautiful and diverse architecture in the world. Here's just a few of the best:
Hawa Mahal in Jaipur (1799)
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Portraits famous photographers have taken of their partners (a thread): – at Tucson, AZ
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The letters "ough" can be pronounced at least 8 different ways in English.
How did that happen?!
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
My tooth was pulled out today! It was over within five minutes. I thought it would be louder and painful but it wasn’t